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Gintzel (GINT-sel): a goof off. A male who makes dumb decisions. See also gintzelle
Aka: Goone

Dude, you left your weed out and your mom found it? What a gintzel

gintzel by BenJammin Butt January 1, 2011

Words you can keep

Gintellectual

Someone who pontificates about subjects (especially science, especially climate change) in the pub (or, even more likely, the golf club), while having no idea what they're on about. Typically to be found drinking gin and tonic, wearing a blazer, calling people "squire", playing golf, and driving a Jaaaaaaag.

"All this global warming nonsense. The Romans grew grapes in Yorkshire! Explain that!"

"You're right, Ken. Several thousand climatologists and many petabytes of hard evidence can't stand up to a single well-informed gintellectual."

Gintellectual by sTeamTraen July 13, 2012

Related Words

gintzel • gintzelle • Gintellectual • Gitzel • gitzelle • Dirty Gitzel • Coleman Gitzel

Gitzel

The sweetest person you'll ever know.

I know she's like a Gitzel.

Gitzel by Lolsdayvid April 12, 2011

gitzelle

CUTE AS A MF. She is the best person ever. And also... Hella cute. If her name is Gitzelle... U GOTTA date her, she will change your life. Also, she. Is. Cute!!!

Person 1: Dude she said her name is Gitzelle and she is super cute.

Person 2: Dude you NEED to get her, she is a life changer. And DUH OFC SHE IS CUTE!!!

gitzelle by HeheLMAO. Gsfd December 8, 2019

gintzelle

Gintzelle (gints-ELLE): a goof off. A female who makes dumb decisions. See also gintzel.
Aka:Goone

You don't know the difference between love and lust? What a gintzelle...

gintzelle by BenJammin Butt January 1, 2011

Dirty Gitzel

A dirty Gitzel is when you have a female take a shit in a glass. You then cover the shit in pancake batter and deep fry it for 3-4 minutes. Once cooked you freeze the shit pop until solid. You then insert the shitcicle into the females vagina until it is soft and thawed. You then eat the shitcicle together lady and the tramp style.

After dinner I got my desert by performing a dirty Gitzel.

Dirty Gitzel by Filthy Freddie July 4, 2020

Dirty Gitzel

After dinner I got my desert by performing a dirty Gitzel.

Dirty Gitzel by Filthy Freddie July 4, 2020

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026