gintzel

Gintzel (GINT-sel): a goof off. A male who makes dumb decisions. See also gintzelle
Aka: Goone

Dude, you left your weed out and your mom found it? What a gintzel

by BenJammin Butt January 1, 2011

Gintellectual

Someone who pontificates about subjects (especially science, especially climate change) in the pub (or, even more likely, the golf club), while having no idea what they're on about. Typically to be found drinking gin and tonic, wearing a blazer, calling people "squire", playing golf, and driving a Jaaaaaaag.

"All this global warming nonsense. The Romans grew grapes in Yorkshire! Explain that!"

"You're right, Ken. Several thousand climatologists and many petabytes of hard evidence can't stand up to a single well-informed gintellectual."

by sTeamTraen July 13, 2012

Gitzel

The sweetest person you'll ever know.

I know she's like a Gitzel.

by Lolsdayvid April 12, 2011

gitzelle

CUTE AS A MF. She is the best person ever. And also... Hella cute. If her name is Gitzelle... U GOTTA date her, she will change your life. Also, she. Is. Cute!!!

Person 1: Dude she said her name is Gitzelle and she is super cute.

Person 2: Dude you NEED to get her, she is a life changer. And DUH OFC SHE IS CUTE!!!

by HeheLMAO. Gsfd December 8, 2019

gintzelle

Gintzelle (gints-ELLE): a goof off. A female who makes dumb decisions. See also gintzel.
Aka:Goone

You don't know the difference between love and lust? What a gintzelle...

by BenJammin Butt January 1, 2011

Dirty Gitzel

A dirty Gitzel is when you have a female take a shit in a glass. You then cover the shit in pancake batter and deep fry it for 3-4 minutes. Once cooked you freeze the shit pop until solid. You then insert the shitcicle into the females vagina until it is soft and thawed. You then eat the shitcicle together lady and the tramp style.

After dinner I got my desert by performing a dirty Gitzel.

by Filthy Freddie July 4, 2020

Dirty Gitzel

A dirty Gitzel is when you have a female take a shit in a glass. You then cover the shit in pancake batter and deep fry it for 3-4 minutes. Once cooked you freeze the shit pop until solid. You then insert the shitcicle into the females vagina until it is soft and thawed. You then eat the shitcicle together lady and the tramp style.

After dinner I got my desert by performing a dirty Gitzel.

by Filthy Freddie July 4, 2020