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gintzel by BenJammin Butt January 1, 2011
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Gintellectual
Someone who pontificates about subjects (especially science, especially climate change) in the pub (or, even more likely, the golf club), while having no idea what they're on about. Typically to be found drinking gin and tonic, wearing a blazer, calling people "squire", playing golf, and driving a Jaaaaaaag.
"All this global warming nonsense. The Romans grew grapes in Yorkshire! Explain that!"
"You're right, Ken. Several thousand climatologists and many petabytes of hard evidence can't stand up to a single well-informed gintellectual."
"You're right, Ken. Several thousand climatologists and many petabytes of hard evidence can't stand up to a single well-informed gintellectual."
Gintellectual by sTeamTraen July 13, 2012
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Gitzel
Gitzel by Lolsdayvid April 12, 2011
gitzelle
CUTE AS A MF. She is the best person ever. And also... Hella cute. If her name is Gitzelle... U GOTTA date her, she will change your life. Also, she. Is. Cute!!!
Person 1: Dude she said her name is Gitzelle and she is super cute.
Person 2: Dude you NEED to get her, she is a life changer. And DUH OFC SHE IS CUTE!!!
Person 2: Dude you NEED to get her, she is a life changer. And DUH OFC SHE IS CUTE!!!
gitzelle by HeheLMAO. Gsfd December 8, 2019
gintzelle
gintzelle by BenJammin Butt January 1, 2011
Dirty Gitzel
A dirty Gitzel is when you have a female take a shit in a glass. You then cover the shit in pancake batter and deep fry it for 3-4 minutes. Once cooked you freeze the shit pop until solid. You then insert the shitcicle into the females vagina until it is soft and thawed. You then eat the shitcicle together lady and the tramp style.
Dirty Gitzel by Filthy Freddie July 4, 2020
Dirty Gitzel
A dirty Gitzel is when you have a female take a shit in a glass. You then cover the shit in pancake batter and deep fry it for 3-4 minutes. Once cooked you freeze the shit pop until solid. You then insert the shitcicle into the females vagina until it is soft and thawed. You then eat the shitcicle together lady and the tramp style.
Dirty Gitzel by Filthy Freddie July 4, 2020
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