gift block 

v. When someone convinces someone else not to give you a gift, especially when you did, in fact, want a gift; similar to jock block

Your mom: Oh, he doesn't need a gift. Save your money, buy yourself something nice. He would want it.

Gifter: Ok, if you're sure...

You (quietly): Oh... I've been gift blocked...

gift block by fluffy8u January 9, 2011

Gift Blocking 

‘Gift Blocking’
Just like, **** blocking
However, it is done with a gift

You told your friend you were going to give a gift of some kind to someone else and they beat you to it with the same gift with that mutual friend.
I thought there was honer among friends and love interests but that dude is GIFT BLOCKING me.

Gift Blocking by Jubal-Subal February 17, 2024

black elephant gift exchange 

Much like it's tamer cousin, the White Elephant Gift Exchange, a Black Elephant Gift exchange has a naughty twist. The main idea is similar: all people involved bring a wrapped holiday gift, which will be randomly raffled off within the participating group. The gifts, however, range anywhere from dildos to skimpy outfits/costumes to BDSM items, as long as they are on the naughty side. Black Elephant Gift Exchanges put the /hot/ in hot chocolate during the holiday season.

"I've always wanted to try a butt plug! Thanks, Black Elephant Gift Exchange."

black elephant gift exchange by Acaitia June 23, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008