gietl

Rhymes with beetle. a family that is true to their great sense of humor and everlasting trust and loyalty to each other. have the ability to love unconditionally and have a personality at the same time.

Man, their family is awesome. They are like a Gietl beetle.

by judaliciousness August 22, 2011

to pull a gietl

A time where someone fails when beginning a relationship, usually characterized by nervousness, high-pitched voice, not breathing, fast and almost non-understood talking, and usually utter failure.

Bob: Dude, did you see Joe try asking out Samantha?
Bill: Yeah, he didn't breathe or anything. He sure knows how to pull a gietl.

by Jonathanbillybobjoe October 25, 2009

gitl

When your idiot friend doesn't know how to type girl and she types "gitl"

Our gitl friend is meeting us at the baseball place.

by My friends an idiot May 24, 2017

gielyn

Gielyn is a very sweet, caring, loving friend you’ll ever have. She is artistic, talented, cool, daring, awesome, stylish, funny, crazy type of friend, and gives very good advices. She is sometimes weird but in a good way, can really get mad/angry easily and can also cry and feel sorry easily. She is different in front of other people, but when she’s alone, the monster inside her comes out and eats her. She has trust issues but when she knows your true to her she’ll accept you and trust you. She’s a person who’s approachable but hard to forget. She can easily fall in love with one person if that person shows her she’s special and different from the others.

Hi friend gielyn, can’t forget our memories! xoxo

by JLPJ June 14, 2021

gierlach

Polish slang for a positive role model. Also could be used to denote intense popularity among young (often first-year) college students.

i hate the tiny rooms, but my RA at the U is a total gierlach.

by ZackJCUalker June 10, 2008

Giesler, Karl

(n.),(adj.)
US History teacher, loving father, devoted husband, sucessful lawyer, decorated soldier, pimp, potato farmer and breakdancer; the ripped man responsible for the creation of the universe. Known worldwide for his penis of enormous magnitude (Roughly 30-40 million feet on a bad day) and his extreme good looks. He has been labeled the baddest dude ever and is worshiped in cult fashion by many. His skills include giving accurate monetary equivalents from year to year after accounting for inflation in any currency. Ex. "The cost of buying a Sea-Monkey farm in 1875 was roughly thirteen dollars, or in today's terms...eighty billion dollars". Also known for his quote butchering, but we can't say anything because we will get our asses beat if we do, and Giesler has the ability to edit history as he sees fit. Ex. "Of the 500 thousand billion pages of history I've read, Ben Franklin's best quote, to me, was the time when he said 'Hit the Road Jack, and don't you come back...or I'll shit on your face'". His famous Peter Gryffin-esque laugh and accent earned him aquaintences such as the famous physicist Spahr, David

Alias(es):(The) Iceman, Huge Dick, Yahweh, Jahova, God

Fun Fact: Karl used to sing lead for the band ACDC

(n.)
Karl Giesler will kick your ass.
Karl Giesler is a pimp.
My ass was kicked by Karl Giesler.

(adj.)- meaning cool
That shirt is so Giesler!
Giesler!
Karl!
He is the Gieslerest kid in school!

by Jesus "Tapdancing" Christ April 28, 2005

gittleshit

the act of bloating yourself in front of a group of people to impress them. This can also be done through mass text messages, or online communications like facebook messages/theads/comments. And random acts of stupidity that only the person finds funny.

jared just gittleshitted the random girls he saw standing in the line for the club by asking them to suck his dick in the "VIP" where he will buy a bottle of smirfnoff for 300 dollars with 3 100 dollar bills and a remark of "do you think these will cover it". naturally, the girls declined his invitation.

by Harvey W. August 4, 2009