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gittleshit 

the act of bloating yourself in front of a group of people to impress them. This can also be done through mass text messages, or online communications like facebook messages/theads/comments. And random acts of stupidity that only the person finds funny.
jared just gittleshitted the random girls he saw standing in the line for the club by asking them to suck his dick in the "VIP" where he will buy a bottle of smirfnoff for 300 dollars with 3 100 dollar bills and a remark of "do you think these will cover it". naturally, the girls declined his invitation.
gittleshit by Harvey W. August 4, 2009
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giggleshits 

1. A response to something hilarious yet very weird.

2. What happens when you laugh so hard that you start to make weird noises and are then overcome with the feeling that you are about to shit yourself.
1. Let's post this picture of an old guy's ass. Just for giggleshits.

2. Bob told me this great joke... before I knew it, I felt the giggleshits come on.
giggleshits by M!lk April 5, 2008

littleshitmimi 

littleshitmimi is a bitch that thinks she can do a good ariana grande impersonation ÿüh
no-one:

littleshitmimi: wanna hear my ariana grande impersonation?
littleshitmimi by blankyjj January 31, 2019

giggleshitter 

a popularly requested name for newly born kittens on tiktok.
tiktoker: what should i name my kitten?
commenters: giggleshitter
giggleshitter by williamwood July 4, 2024

giggleshitter 

its all shits n giggles till someone giggles and shits
giggleshitter: giggles and shits
random fucking idiot: wOW THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!1!

Giggleshit 

An utterly stupid clown of a person that has no other point in life than to be a disappointment and make themselves seem like an absolute buffoon
Caleb, you fucking giggleshit, stop putting ketchup on a banana, nobody loves you!

Now you're deepthroating it? What the hell, Caleb?

Giggleshitcum 

When you bombarde a man whilst on the shitter and viciously tickle him till he ejaculates upon your face
Dude i just gave Aidan a giggleshitcum yesterday
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