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The coolest substitute teacher on earth! He tells many "real" stories of his life to his students. He is now working on an autobiography of his life!
I want Mr. Gerde as our sub!

Gerde power!

That story was definitely from Gerde!
Gerde by gerdebirdy November 1, 2013
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gierd Gerd Gerda Gerdy Gnerd Gerde Gier Giordan gird girdhar
The derpy way of saying god.
Oh... my.... gherd!
Gherd by BobbyBillVonDuck February 3, 2013
Someone who thinks that he is a Pro-Gamer,
but in real life he is the prototype of a
casual gamer.
Usually a person older than 30 years that is still
playing Videogames intended for children.
As a consequence he is frightened about games
for adults.
Most Giernots were born in regions with very low population
as forrests or farm-regions.
As a consequence a Giernot is affraid of the real world.
To form a contrast his major feeding is based on chinese food,
it is expected that he so tries to prove his (not existing) urbanity.
A further consequence is that he is really agressiv in traffic,
especially when driving a car.
Maybe a implication of growing up with bears.
(For a Giernot a car seems to be a wild animal)
A Giernot likes to play old NES-Games, because he is afraid of more than 8 bit.
Giernot by Schalke November 26, 2011

Giordana 

1)the best thing to come out of italy except for pizza and pasta!!!!!

2) someone with extreme talent!

3)someone to be adoured and cherished as they only come around once in a lifetime
boy one -"wow is that a limited edition magazine?" to boy two-"in a way but its actually a Giordana. cool isn't it"
Giordana by susiemalone :P April 8, 2009
youtuber gal group made up of emma chamberlain, hannah meloche, and ellie thuman
omg when the girdies are together you know the vlogs are gonna be funny af
girdies by clairesettle July 18, 2018
a pot smoking tourest town about 35 miles from anchorage alaska.
girdwood has some good weed.
girdwood by girdwoodgirl51 June 11, 2008