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A fucking dumb and rich idiot person that thinks all stuff comes to him and treats everybody else like they are inferior to him.Usually uses slaves (low personality people) for purchasing food
He always thinks that he's the funniest guy, but he also does solve his problems by force, thinking that will impress all girls around, who also think that he's stupid as shit.
He doesn't realize that he's whack, and all the people around thinks of him as a germ.
He can`t spell to many words correctly as he never read a book, but in his opinion he is too smart
Yo watch this my garage is full of cars!

Hey go buy me some donuts!
But is in the middle of math class!
Who cares i`m rich.
What a Gibon.
Gibon by Noradon April 9, 2009
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Gibongous 

Very big. Huge. It's a mix between the words giant and humongous.
Her head was just, big... but her tatas were gibongous!
Gibongous by k-fred September 11, 2007
The appearance of someone who from a distance or through blurred vision appears hot, but when in focus they fall short of expectations.
You: "He's a looker!"
Me: "Nah he's just Gibbony"
Gibbony by PrettyStarFury May 16, 2008
'Gibon' - in polish means 'blunt', 'joint'.
'Gibon' is taken from word 'Gubernator' (eng. governer) -
i realy don't know why, but it is.

It's a new word - invention by me and my homie Radi during smokin 'sticky icky icky' :)

- Yo bro pass the gibon maaaan!
- Hush bro, just do another gibon maaaan!

gibon by St.Koma November 1, 2006

gibongous 

A) Extremely enormous, bigger than normal. Usually used to described a guy who's penis is either over girthed or extra long.

A) opposite of tinnie winnie short short dick!
Daaaamn Luke, your wanker was gibongous!
gibongous by dalethefarmer August 4, 2007

gibonize 

to reduce to its essence.
to strip to its guts.
to remove everything that is not essential.
he had a nice jeep, and then he gibonized it.
he removed the doors, the dashboard, the seats,
the windshield, the tailgate, he didn't stop
until there was nothing left but the pureness
of it - a running jeep that would truly go
anywhere, with very little, on very little.
gibonize by gibon October 14, 2007
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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