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The act of masturbating in someone's bed, then remaking the bed really nice so no one notices that there's semen in the bed. The owner of said bed then goes to bed and sleeps in your semen.
Where's his bed? I'm going to Gibbins him.
Gibbins by Double Jesus March 7, 2016
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Mr Gibbins

A teenager trapped in a 50 yr old body who thinks it's cool to hold erroneous contrarian beliefs, because he craves attention and wants to feel special, because his parents never loved him.

TL;DR: The Flat Earther of World of Warships.
Person 1: Hey have you heard about the new CV? Mr Gibbins said it's really shit.
Person 2: Don't listen to him Timmy, he's the flat earther of WoWs.
Mr Gibbins by WGPhysics March 24, 2021
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madi gibbins 

"wow she is beautiful" "not as beautiful as madi gibbins"

Lucas Gibbins-ing

The act of masterbating to yourself, typically in a mirror
"last night, i was up 8 hours just Lucas Gibbins-ing it"
Gibbing, deriving from the word "giblets" meaning the offal of a dead animal, is a video gaming slang term featuring prominently in many 3D shooter games.

The word refers instances when a game character has been killed with such force that their body explodes leaving their "giblets" visible all over the floor.
While playing Doom 3, I'm going to give all the newbies a really good gibbing!
Gibbing by MarvinDBox February 1, 2010
The parts of fish that are thrown away and not consumed.
I threw away my gubbins of my fish.
Gubbins by Superi0rM4n March 11, 2019

Peter Gibbons Dream 

When one is completely janked and knackered with the world, their surroundings and its accompanying bullshit, but despite is still able to free their conscience of life's obstructions and grow as a person, finally see the world clearly and live life stress and carefree with fucktitude. This person is living the Peter Gibbons Dream and is said to have gone through the Peter Gibbons Transformation.
* Peter Gibbons is the character referred to from the movie Office Space.
S: "I have been embroiled in a constant battle with myself and for the first time in along time, i've been able to let it all go...just feels like i went through a really good self-renewal session."
J: "That's the fucktitude! You went through the Peter Gibbons Transformation and now youre living the Peter Gibbons Dream yo!"
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