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Giant Lesbian Vagina
Acting like a giant pussy. Not having a backbone to stand up for anything. Taking the option of bailing everytime it is available. Being totally pussywhipped.
Giant Lesbian Vagina abv. GLV
Giant Lesbian Vagina abv. GLV
Man Sam is such a Giant Lesbian Vagina! He won't even stand up to his girlfriend! Pfft weak dude, weak.
I cant believe how much of a GLV i was dude, i wouldnt even like hook up with her!
How can it take loz a month to tell mickyt, shes such a GLV!
I cant believe how much of a GLV i was dude, i wouldnt even like hook up with her!
How can it take loz a month to tell mickyt, shes such a GLV!
Giant Lesbian Vagina by *Taylor_Kimi* January 12, 2006
That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind
During his flight to the moon in an Apollo 11 rocket, Neil Armstrong stated, “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.”
That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind by bluestinger66 March 21, 2023
giant leprechaun
giant leprechaun by Jessie4727 February 2, 2023
Gang Leaf
Gang Leaf by Rydyn Dirty June 2, 2018
North-side Gang Leader (Brisbane)
The current North-side Gang leader (Brisbane) is Shlookus Moockus of the Paduainian district (Kedron).
Height: 9'7
Weight: 900kg
Eye colour: Brown
Early life:
He was born on the north side of the Brisbane river in a small barn in 1947. His parents were humble candle farmers. He would help out on the farm buy picking the candle trees. He found an intrest in Starwars and cameoed in Starwars: The Phantom Mince.
Mafia Life:
Kill count: 294049 (March 1st 2023)
Gang Members: 2045
Height: 9'7
Weight: 900kg
Eye colour: Brown
Early life:
He was born on the north side of the Brisbane river in a small barn in 1947. His parents were humble candle farmers. He would help out on the farm buy picking the candle trees. He found an intrest in Starwars and cameoed in Starwars: The Phantom Mince.
Mafia Life:
Kill count: 294049 (March 1st 2023)
Gang Members: 2045
Person 1: Oh god help
Person 2: Whats wrong?
Person 1: The north side is after me
Person 2: Watch out for SHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 3: NOT THE NORTH-SIDE GANG LEADER (Brisbane)
Person 2: Whats wrong?
Person 1: The north side is after me
Person 2: Watch out for SHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 3: NOT THE NORTH-SIDE GANG LEADER (Brisbane)
North-side Gang Leader (Brisbane) by MrGoolerKid March 1, 2023
left curve gang
Any man whose erect penis bends slightly to the left belongs to the Left curve gang. Usually women prefer left curved members.
Her: " Is your dick straight?"
Him: " Of course babe, what else?"
Her: " Shame because I prefer LEFT CURVE GANG!"
Her: " Is your dick straight?"
Him: " Of course babe, what else?"
Her: " Shame because I prefer LEFT CURVE GANG!"
left curve gang by yung bodoni June 15, 2018
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square grouper
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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