ghrist 

to eat a lot of food

(pronounced gerst)

Sloane ghristed that bowl of fruit!!!

ghrist by anonymouslittleoldme March 28, 2023

Beef Gristle Mill 

1. The Mill in which Beef Gristle is manufactured and stored.

2. A famous location in New York, located near the proposed site for the Playground for Seniors.

3. A well-known steakhouse in Reading, Pennsylvania.

4. A euphemism for the red light district in North Winnetka Falls.

Let's go to the Beef Gristle Mill.

Beef Gristle Mill by Yolanda Yolanda Yolanadaana December 28, 2019

beef gristle mill 

A location you make up in order to keep a lie going. Can be used in almost every situation because it sounds like a real place but in reality doesn't exist anywhere.

The location for the new park will be where the old beef gristle mill is.

Guy: So are you still a loser who can't get a job?

You : Nah, I just got a job at the beef gristle mill.

beef gristle mill by David Krappenschidtz June 6, 2017

Gristlehammer 

An original name for the penis, somehow summing up the action taking place during sex as well. An epic word the kind of which the world is sorely lacking.

Perfectly encapsulates the wild originality that can be had in the bedroom, or indeed in a park with everyone watching.

If you claim to have a Gristlehammer you may be required to prove it. Hence this is a bold claim.

Did you bang that girl last night?

You bet, I nailed her pussy into the pleasure zone with my Gristlehammer.

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I got a big dick.

Oh yeah? I have a mighty Gristlehammer that would make Thor himself jealous.

Gristlehammer by SexFuhrer September 2, 2009

gristle gripper 

if we take gristle to be a penis, it becomes obvious that a gristle gripper is a tight fanny.

my cock is sore, she had a right old gristle gripper on her.

gristle gripper by bail69 January 9, 2008

Garisto 

An ancient line of Italians, noted for their uniquely red hair. Freckles are not uncommon. It is said that their laughter, looks, and charm have saved their people many times throughout the ages.

"Is that an Italian?"
"I think so, but she's a hot red head with freckles."
"Oh, must be a Garisto."

Garisto by Da Phuzz February 3, 2010

back bottom gristle lumps 

Pickled human shit.

Cyrus just ate some back bottom gristle lumps, yeah he ate shit!

back bottom gristle lumps by vive cuervo October 20, 2008