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Gristler 

An angry "get that bitch back" sexual technique used upon a woman who enjoys a bit of ass-to-mouth (ATM) action.

Just as you are about to pull out of her can, slide your pecker out sideways to collect a good bit of chocolate from her factory. Then, cram your pecker so far into her mouth she is forced to gag. This elicits a sharp inhale and most times a toothy, clamped down retreat from her gullet. By doing this, she collects the scrum inside her mouth and has in the process cleaned your shank of her foul, nasty shit.

The dumb bitch will need a good mouthwash and won't soon ATM again, but she will learn her lesson.
Bill: Man, Janelle is such a bitch.
Luke: What did she do bro?
Bill: She wouldn't swallow for me again last night.
Luke: Damn dude, what are you going to do about that?
Bill: Already done dude. I hit her up with a "Gristler" this morning and she won't soon forget that I'm the boss.
Gristler by Jomama, A.K.A. Joey Crack September 5, 2009

Beef Gristle Mill 

1. The Mill in which Beef Gristle is manufactured and stored.

2. A famous location in New York, located near the proposed site for the Playground for Seniors.

3. A well-known steakhouse in Reading, Pennsylvania.

4. A euphemism for the red light district in North Winnetka Falls.
Let's go to the Beef Gristle Mill.

beef gristle mill 

A location you make up in order to keep a lie going. Can be used in almost every situation because it sounds like a real place but in reality doesn't exist anywhere.
The location for the new park will be where the old beef gristle mill is.

Guy: So are you still a loser who can't get a job?

You : Nah, I just got a job at the beef gristle mill.

Gristlehammer 

An original name for the penis, somehow summing up the action taking place during sex as well. An epic word the kind of which the world is sorely lacking.

Perfectly encapsulates the wild originality that can be had in the bedroom, or indeed in a park with everyone watching.

If you claim to have a Gristlehammer you may be required to prove it. Hence this is a bold claim.
Did you bang that girl last night?

You bet, I nailed her pussy into the pleasure zone with my Gristlehammer.

----

I got a big dick.

Oh yeah? I have a mighty Gristlehammer that would make Thor himself jealous.
Gristlehammer by SexFuhrer September 2, 2009

gristle gripper 

if we take gristle to be a penis, it becomes obvious that a gristle gripper is a tight fanny.
my cock is sore, she had a right old gristle gripper on her.
gristle gripper by bail69 January 9, 2008

Grustler 

Someone who can one-up hustling. Like hustlers they get money, bitches and drugs but in a different way. They try to broaden all the topics and gain them at once. A grustler doesn't care about anyone but themselves and they tend to make friends just to use them for money or certain protection. They can persuade very easily. They strive for money in the most hustling of ways.
Grustler1: "I sell weed out of my candy store so people will buy weed and candy." two birds one stone.

Grustler2: "I pimp bitches that pimp bitches and each one of them sell drugs, so I'm just racking up money." Grustling at it's best.
Grustler by Flint daddy November 28, 2012
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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