I hate being the Gristler of the family.
by JOHNNYJOHNJOHN is here May 17, 2010
Get the Gristler mug.An angry "get that bitch back" sexual technique used upon a woman who enjoys a bit of ass-to-mouth (ATM) action.
Just as you are about to pull out of her can, slide your pecker out sideways to collect a good bit of chocolate from her factory. Then, cram your pecker so far into her mouth she is forced to gag. This elicits a sharp inhale and most times a toothy, clamped down retreat from her gullet. By doing this, she collects the scrum inside her mouth and has in the process cleaned your shank of her foul, nasty shit.
The dumb bitch will need a good mouthwash and won't soon ATM again, but she will learn her lesson.
Just as you are about to pull out of her can, slide your pecker out sideways to collect a good bit of chocolate from her factory. Then, cram your pecker so far into her mouth she is forced to gag. This elicits a sharp inhale and most times a toothy, clamped down retreat from her gullet. By doing this, she collects the scrum inside her mouth and has in the process cleaned your shank of her foul, nasty shit.
The dumb bitch will need a good mouthwash and won't soon ATM again, but she will learn her lesson.
Bill: Man, Janelle is such a bitch.
Luke: What did she do bro?
Bill: She wouldn't swallow for me again last night.
Luke: Damn dude, what are you going to do about that?
Bill: Already done dude. I hit her up with a "Gristler" this morning and she won't soon forget that I'm the boss.
Luke: What did she do bro?
Bill: She wouldn't swallow for me again last night.
Luke: Damn dude, what are you going to do about that?
Bill: Already done dude. I hit her up with a "Gristler" this morning and she won't soon forget that I'm the boss.
by Jomama, A.K.A. Joey Crack September 5, 2009
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1. The Mill in which Beef Gristle is manufactured and stored.
2. A famous location in New York, located near the proposed site for the Playground for Seniors.
3. A well-known steakhouse in Reading, Pennsylvania.
4. A euphemism for the red light district in North Winnetka Falls.
2. A famous location in New York, located near the proposed site for the Playground for Seniors.
3. A well-known steakhouse in Reading, Pennsylvania.
4. A euphemism for the red light district in North Winnetka Falls.
by Yolanda Yolanda Yolanadaana December 28, 2019
Get the Beef Gristle Mill mug.A location you make up in order to keep a lie going. Can be used in almost every situation because it sounds like a real place but in reality doesn't exist anywhere.
The location for the new park will be where the old beef gristle mill is.
Guy: So are you still a loser who can't get a job?
You : Nah, I just got a job at the beef gristle mill.
Guy: So are you still a loser who can't get a job?
You : Nah, I just got a job at the beef gristle mill.
by David Krappenschidtz June 6, 2017
Get the beef gristle mill mug.An original name for the penis, somehow summing up the action taking place during sex as well. An epic word the kind of which the world is sorely lacking.
Perfectly encapsulates the wild originality that can be had in the bedroom, or indeed in a park with everyone watching.
If you claim to have a Gristlehammer you may be required to prove it. Hence this is a bold claim.
Perfectly encapsulates the wild originality that can be had in the bedroom, or indeed in a park with everyone watching.
If you claim to have a Gristlehammer you may be required to prove it. Hence this is a bold claim.
Did you bang that girl last night?
You bet, I nailed her pussy into the pleasure zone with my Gristlehammer.
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I got a big dick.
Oh yeah? I have a mighty Gristlehammer that would make Thor himself jealous.
You bet, I nailed her pussy into the pleasure zone with my Gristlehammer.
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I got a big dick.
Oh yeah? I have a mighty Gristlehammer that would make Thor himself jealous.
by SexFuhrer September 2, 2009
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Get the gristle gripper mug.Someone who can one-up hustling. Like hustlers they get money, bitches and drugs but in a different way. They try to broaden all the topics and gain them at once. A grustler doesn't care about anyone but themselves and they tend to make friends just to use them for money or certain protection. They can persuade very easily. They strive for money in the most hustling of ways.
Grustler1: "I sell weed out of my candy store so people will buy weed and candy." two birds one stone.
Grustler2: "I pimp bitches that pimp bitches and each one of them sell drugs, so I'm just racking up money." Grustling at it's best.
Grustler2: "I pimp bitches that pimp bitches and each one of them sell drugs, so I'm just racking up money." Grustling at it's best.
by Flint daddy November 28, 2012
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