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When you take a shit and wipe but the paper comes off clean. Often referred to as a "clean pinch".
Dude 1 : Man it's cool when you have a clean pinch after a huge shit.
Dude 2 : Don't you mean a Ghostie
Ghostie by MANIAC!? December 28, 2013
The remander of gas in which you don't inhale from a bong
have the ghostie dale
ghostie by Nathan April 4, 2004

Ghostie-p 

Wow, Ghostie-p just released a new song!
Ghostie-p by Shura Lane April 18, 2018
When after you have a shit and wipe your ass the toilet paper is still white.
I just did the dirtiest crap but had a ghostie afterwards.
ghostie by Natus January 11, 2005
Inactive followers on a social network. The term "ghosties" is mostly used on Instagram or Twitter.
"I have so many ghosties on Instagram!"
ghosties by paradisedallas June 22, 2014
The leftover marijuana smoke in a bong. not to be smoked unless ur givin it to the new kid.
Adam - c'mon stanmore give it a shot
Stanmore - Uh..ok..{pulls in the ghostie}{coughs and chokes}
Shaun - {laughs} your a dick adam
Ghostie by Shipley August 20, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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