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ghettoade 

1. drink of choice for the darker, more undesirable restaurant guests.

2. a germ infested combination of tap water and a lemon wedge that has normally been sitting sliced at room temperature or warmer and has been touched by no less than three servers and/or bartenders and the opening server who hasn't showered from his/her night of drunken and drug filled fun.
Server: "What can I get you to drink to start with?"
Nigger: "Brang uh waddah wid some exra lemon."
Server: "I'll have to charge for the extra lemon, we offer lemonade here, just not ghettoade."
ghettoade by SweatyBalls December 18, 2010
God has everything thoroughly thought out. Amen.
Even in tough times, GHETTOA.
GHETTOA by RahTruth January 23, 2018

Ghettodelphia 

It's a nickname for Philadelphia. It explains how Philadelphia is the ghetto.
"Man, I really want to leave Ghettodelphia. This city is so ghetto."
Ghettodelphia by SenseiShifu October 1, 2020

Ghettoasis 

A safe and pleasant dwelling within a low-income neighborhood. Often characterized by friendly inhabitants, decent curb appeal and incredibly low rent.
Although the area is not the safest, Ben lives in a Ghettoasis. We should hang out there.
Ghettoasis by BJSR July 13, 2011

Ghettonese 

A dialect of English spoken in the rougher neighborhoods of the US. It forgoes tenses, and adds the word "be" where it doesn't belong.

Not to be confused with hoodrat.
"Sometimes it be the ones who doesn't go to school who struggle as a kid in English class and have to learn to speak ghettonese"
Ghettonese by Theris March 21, 2020

Ghettometer 

(Pronounced geh-tah-mih-tehr) Someone who has a keen sense for who and what is ghetto. Much like how gaydar is for homosexuals.
We didn't go to that party because Frank's Ghettometer told him there would be a lot of crack cocaine there.
Ghettometer by WhiskeyNick September 28, 2006

ghettoness 

Too much ghettoness at this party.
ghettoness by imation September 23, 2003