gherk

Shortform of Gherkin, the type of small warty pickle; also used to refer to a senior male's genitalia.

Damnit Clancy! I don't wanna to hear about your nasty little gherk(in), I'm underaged!

by Schitzy June 24, 2005

gherk

Noun: A person who is gullible and easily taken advantage of.

Hey Gherk! Party at your house...you bring the beer.

by Yakutsk June 8, 2005

Jerk le Gherk

when your main man want some hand pussy

Hey man im gonna jerk le gherk be back later.

Sounds gucci fam

by Halfbagel May 5, 2016

jerkin my gerkin

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.

I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.

by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008

Gherd

The derpy way of saying god.

Oh... my.... gherd!

by BobbyBillVonDuck February 3, 2013

Gerked

To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.

You got gerked!; Is he trying to gerk you again?

by #truth101 May 9, 2017

Ghurkin Fish

A very ugly mutant toad fish often found around Port Phillip Bay and Westernport in Victoria.
A mostly unwanted inedible fish to the angler, but is the source of amusement to his friends.

1. friend say's "Ha ha you caught another Ghurkin Fish, do you need me to pass the gaff"

angler "Fuck you" and piff's the Ghurkin fish in his friends general direction.

2. "You know you can't eat a Ghurkin Fish they are a poisonous type of puffer fish!"
"Sounds good can you pass the bacon lube and I'll take it to the pleasure dome to see if I can inflate it"

by Vikodin3 August 6, 2012