In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023

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Fifth grader

A group of people somehow smarter than fully grown adults

Fifth grader: What's 9 + 10?
Adult: ...

Fifth grader by anonym0u$e November 30, 2022

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A Headache of 7th Graders

A group of seventh graders; almost like a gaggle of turkeys.

I couldn't print out my essay because there was a Headache of 7th Graders using up every computer!

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Glader

One who lives, or once lived in a wall enclosed area surrounded by a maze that changes nightly, and is full of horrific creachers known as Grievers all created by WICKED to carry out phase one of their experiments to help save humanity.

The Gladers have dreams of one day exscaping The Maze.

Glader by Rachel_S January 4, 2011

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super 8th grader

A 9th grader, whom acts like they are still in 8th grade; immature, foolish, dumb

Upperclassmen 1: Girl did you see them freshman at lunch?
Upperclassmen 2: Yes, they was acting a fool!
Upperclassmen 2: That's why I call them some super 8th graders!

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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