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GGILF
GGILF by German5225 June 2, 2018
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ggilf by hey what r u eating April 8, 2005
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GDILF by Kiwi, Cool Story July 11, 2016
GILF complex
A GILF complex is the guilty desire to fuck Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. As experienced by Liberal males, the GILF complex can be deeply troubling.
"Although her big splotchy moo cow blouse was a bit disconcerting, I experienced full turgidity as Governor Palin bent over to pick up her speech notes. Palin's saucy hausfrau ass just sort of sprung out at me from heavy polyester bondage- POW! And just as quickly, there it was- the ol' GILF complex.
GILF complex by Mo Dixley October 19, 2008
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gilf by Otis Browning February 20, 2009
gilfa
Acronym for "Grannies I'd like to fuck anally". It's a word used to design a well-conservated women over 60 years-old. You'd like to fuck her anally, because:
1) you don't want her to become pregnant, even if there is almost no chance because of her age;
2) it may be the only orifice on her body tight enough to please you.
1) you don't want her to become pregnant, even if there is almost no chance because of her age;
2) it may be the only orifice on her body tight enough to please you.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026