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Grand Dad I'd Like (to) Fuck
Holy shit! Can you believe Pierce Brosnan is 62?!? TFW you totally want to bang a GDILF.
GDILF by Kiwi, Cool Story July 11, 2016
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Grand Dad I Like to Fuck.

The "d" is silent, it sounds much like Glif.
Yeah, he's a gdilf I like to sleep with sometime.
gdilf by Ally Means October 21, 2007
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A grandpa you’d like to duck
I want a gdilf
Gdilf by Foxymoma25 January 23, 2019
JoeT1- Yo did you see sof the other day??
JoeT2- Omg yea! Totally a gdilf
Gdilf by S_kate862 September 22, 2017
G-Dragon I'd Like to Fuck
Wow isn't he mr. unapproachable from way back when?

Yeah, but he's still hot af, he's my GDILF.
GDILF by Toomuchtimeonmyfeet September 24, 2021

GILF complex 

A GILF complex is the guilty desire to fuck Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. As experienced by Liberal males, the GILF complex can be deeply troubling.
"Although her big splotchy moo cow blouse was a bit disconcerting, I experienced full turgidity as Governor Palin bent over to pick up her speech notes. Palin's saucy hausfrau ass just sort of sprung out at me from heavy polyester bondage- POW! And just as quickly, there it was- the ol' GILF complex.
GILF complex by Mo Dixley October 19, 2008
Hey Baker, when Bristol pops out that baby, Sarah Palin will be such a royal gilf!
gilf by Otis Browning February 20, 2009
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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