gettsy

Getty is an asshole. She thinks she knows all about soccer but in reality she sucks! She wants to be older then she really is! Don't hang out with Gettsy. She is also very ugly and has a bad attitude! Not a lot of people like Gettsy

Eww who is that

Oh that's Gettsy

by Gettsy hater#473 December 4, 2014

Gettysburg Sausage

A foot-long top-cut hot dog roll filled snugly with a breaded and deep-fried type 3 or 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

Davenport: Did you see the yokel farmhands eating Gettysburg Sausages for lunch?

Battlefield Tourist: Yeah, I hope they choked on them! They were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and I being robbed by street gang members in Gettysburg.

by Davenport B Fry April 17, 2014

Gettysburger

A grilled 1/2 lb. slab of horse manure in between a kaiser roll.

I was driving to an important city and I stopped in Gettysburg because I really really had to take a dump. Anyway, I saw this place that served "Gettysburgers" and all the locals raved about them, they were awful, they smelled like a cesspool full of night soil.

by Davenport B Fry May 10, 2014

gettysburg

To breakdance underwater.

At the pool party, the b-boys decided to make it a true party by gettysburging.

by johnwilkesboothkilledabe September 14, 2009

GETTY

A small gathering not a party but t least 5-12 people drinking, dancing, listening to music and having conversation in a private or public location

Yo guys I'm having a getty at my crib tonight.

by elementzero October 11, 2017

Gettysburg Hat-Trick

In reference to the opening line of the Gettysburg Address "Four score and seven years ago...", it is when an athlete scores 4 times in one game.

Dude, did you see how Fitzy is playing? He's on fire.

Yeah man, he's scored 4 goals already. That's a Gettysburg Hat-Trick.

by Banangy February 14, 2013

gettysburg axe handle

A guy very roughly fucks a person in the rectum from behind. He pulls his bloody dick from the bowels and expels copious amounts of man jam. He then proceeds to hammer is dick in a bloody mess of cum splattering the cum in all directions.

During last weeks re-enactment, Chris gave Jim the messiest Gettysburg axe handle ever.

by Coco Sean July 6, 2018