Get the milk
An expression used by Matthew rowe to his son in a fit of rage, causing several of his children to be permanently scared.
Get the milk by Amylouise244333 April 18, 2023
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get the milk-shakes
Da assorted twitching and shuddering dat happens when a moo-juice-loving individual runs out of his favorite libation, especially on a hot day or after strenuous activity.
I know da value of a GALLON OF GAS, so I never ask my family to make a special run to da supermarket just for a GALLON OF OAKHURST 2%, but I still majorly "get the milk-shakes" till we eventually do make our next grocery-shopping trip!
get the milk-shakes by QuacksO December 4, 2024
ill get the milk!
Dad:Ok, Ill get the Milk!
*Dad Proceeds to leave the house*
1 year later
Son:Where the Fuck is my Dad?
*Dad Proceeds to leave the house*
1 year later
Son:Where the Fuck is my Dad?
ill get the milk! by Cursed_Spoon September 14, 2019
i'm going to get the milk!
Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!
i'm going to get the milk! by SoNotTaylor December 3, 2020
Going to get the milk
What your dad says when he leaves the house. He's actually going to Las Vegas and his new supermodel wife is "showing him where the milk is."
Going to get the milk by WrySquirrel3069 May 12, 2020
I need to get the milk
I need to get the milk by ara129 October 18, 2021
Your dad left to get the milk
Your dad left to get the milk by Troy517 May 29, 2022
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