Gerth
The thickness of a penis
Gerth by Hippo Giraffe November 29, 2017
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gerth by jonny cupcakes April 30, 2005
gerth turtle
When your getting head and your penis gets bit so it shrivels up like a turtle going into its shell.
gerth turtle by Gerth turtle June 8, 2016
Holden Gerth
Holden Gerth by Whatisagoodusername December 8, 2017
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Big Giant man gerth woman buster by cl September 28, 2003
swirly gerth
When you buy a set of electric toy trains and you tie your baby to the tracks naked with its legs spread and you tape a drill with an eggplant on the front of it going full speed and it hits the babies insides so deliciously that it’s ancestors can feel it.
swirly gerth by Mommy chinked 6000 January 7, 2024
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