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gershwyn 

if you want delicious ice cream hes the guy to see, always has amazing style, and tends to stalk girls with the name jess. Often mistaken for an asian, but a cool kid none the less.
girl one: that ice cream's delicious!
girl two: yeah Gershwyn made it.
girl one: is that the asian?
girl two: nah, the one stalking jess
girl one: ohhhh
gershwyn by asianstalker June 10, 2011
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george gershwin 

Greatest American composer ever. Also directed, which is somewhat impossible to do.
With his famous Rhapsody In Blue, George Gershwin brought jazz into the orchestra hall.
george gershwin by Mikey Cee June 17, 2007

Gershwin Sling 

A man's bathing suit which tends to over accentuate his 'business' or 'package', as it were. Also known as a banana hammock.
The vision of Dave in his Gershwin sling was both breathtaking and disturbing.

Gershwin 

A good guy and youngsexymuthafuckah and loves big asses
Gershwin loves big booty
Gershwin by Ome Willem de kleine February 23, 2017

Gershwin 

When one party hits a second party's genitals with the back of their opened hand. They must also say, "Gershwin," for it to count.

Try it on a friend today...or better yet and unsuspecting stranger.
Tim and Jon are singing in chorus when Snyder sneaks up behind them. Snyder says, "Hey guys." They turn. SLAP! "Gershwin!"
Gershwin by Kevin Regan April 27, 2006

Gershwin 

A descendant and benefactor of the composer George Gershwin who died July 11, 1937 at the age of 38, leaving no heirs, his estate passing to his mother. A Gershwin is someone who has never had to work to earn their living but lives a luxurious and entitled lifestyle is primarily dependent upon an inherited trust fund established from royalty payments received for the musical compositions of his long dead great-great-great- grand uncle. A Gershwin can typically be found at a country club or a Paul Simon concert thumbing his nose at the regular working people and ranting about how easy everyones job is. Although the Gershwin has had the great fortune to live an affluent and priveledged lifestyle through no work or effort of his own, as a rule he does not tip anyone under any cirrcumstances. This is probaby because he is well aware of the fact that sooner than later the royalties will expire, the royalty payments will end along with his gravey train champagne and caviar lifestyle. To postpone having to working to earn his living, a Gershwin typicaly holds tight every penny and typically spends most of his time trying to lobby Congress to pass another copyright extension act and brainstorming ways to sue music companies for any feasable royalty contract infringements.
Limo Driver 1: "Hey man, did that guy with the 4 suitcases tip you?"
Limo Driver 2: "Psh...No! He's a Gershwin"
Gershwin by Faymkonzi June 13, 2018

Gershwin 

"Looks at me with his crooked smile while Gershwin plays." Moe. - New York City
Gershwin by George Gershwin April 25, 2003
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