gernie
He’s that guy, tha guy that tries to fit in but fucks it up so much that the people laugh enough to accept him
gernie by ThatGuy48292 December 13, 2017
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gernie
person 1: My gernie J made the turkey for thanksgiving last year!
person 2: Ooh, nice! All my gernie did was break the stool by farting...
person 1: What in the world..?
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Genie Fuck
When a man needs to pleasure 5 females or males at once by using a combination of a Bosnian See-saw while one is pleasured orally and two with the use of the hands.
Genie Fuck by 1_Wish_Genie June 28, 2018
geRietveld
Person 1:"I loaned a friend 30 euro and he didn't give it back!"
Person 2:"Oh man, you just got geRietveld"
Person 1:"This is going to take me weeks and weeks to get back!"
Person 2:"Oh man, you just got geRietveld"
Person 1:"This is going to take me weeks and weeks to get back!"
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Genie
Small, adorable, friendly Asian girl. She has long lucious hair that looks fantastic when it's curled with her token curling iron. Loves to party and knows how to party right. She is guaranteed to win a dance-off. Extremely friendly and loyal UNTIL YOU PISS HER OFF! 3 strikes and you're out of her books. If you mess with her or any of her girls you better be prepared to face the concequences.
Person 1 "Did you see that small, gorgeous girl?"
Person 2 "Ya that's my pocket friend."
Person 1 "She's hot!"
Person 2 "She's GENIE!"
Person 2 "Ya that's my pocket friend."
Person 1 "She's hot!"
Person 2 "She's GENIE!"
Genie by anonymousgirlzrule February 4, 2010
Genie in a Bottle
Someone who can “make your wish come true” if you rub them the right way. The meaning can be as innocent or as sexual as you wish it to be.
“ If you wanna be with me, baby there's a price to pay. I'm a genie in a bottle You gotta rub me the right way. If you wanna be with me, I can make your wish come true. You gotta make a big impression (oh yeah). Gotta like what you do.” -Christina Aguilera
Genie in a Bottle by TK2000 October 29, 2023
Blue Genie
When you're blowin' out a chick and she's riding you with her legs wrapped around you as you sit on a reclining office chair.
Blue Genie by mattyboy0105 September 24, 2013
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