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gerontophile 

A person who sexually attracted to an old person.

Not to be confused with pedophile
Gary get turned on by naked woman over the age of 80, so he must be a gerontophile.
gerontophile by Kerb November 30, 2004

gerontophilia 

a condition were you think very old people are hot.
'Did you see that episode of The Golden Girls last night?'

'will you stop trying to bring the conversation round to gerontophilia gran I really don't think lumberjack Joe is interested in you'

'Phooey'

Madonna videos paraphilias foosty experimentation the Supreme Court
gerontophilia by Natalie Blortman January 5, 2014

Gerontophobia 

the morbid fear and dislike of old people
After travelling to San Francisco in a Volkswagon Beetle from New York with his great grand-father Dale developed gerontophobia..
Gerontophobia by whoCares October 27, 2003

gerontophilia 

A sexual attraction to old people.
From Greek "geronto" meaning old and "philia" meaning attraction.
Catherine Zeta Jones' gerontophilia renders her an easy target for Michael Douglas.
gerontophilia by Alex Cojocaru September 10, 2007

gerontocracy 

A government where old people are in charge.
The US's gerontocracy is getting very out of hand!
gerontocracy by ACNY December 3, 2017

Gerontophile 

A younger person who is attracted to an older person. There must be a vast age difference between the two.
1. Amara is 18 years old and she is dating a 59 tears old man. She is a gerontophile.
Gerontophile by TofuDog September 26, 2006
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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