gerontophiliac

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A person utterly dedicated to the pursueal of leathered, weather beaten, frankly undesirable vaginas, often that of elderly women, such as Jay Wheeler. This can be due to lack of coitus, coitus interruptus, fellatio etc. A painful condition, this can ultimatley lead to falling victim to a crevas that one may have believed to think that falling into the abys was impossible.

Jon Kolemainhmnein - So you copulated with Jay Wheeler, huh?
Bouch - Yeah, I also do bullants. You might say i'm a gerontophiliac
Jon Koleameinieviemn - (in descript mumbling)

gerontophiliac by On All Fours August 21, 2011

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gerontophilia

a condition were you think very old people are hot.

'Did you see that episode of The Golden Girls last night?'

'will you stop trying to bring the conversation round to gerontophilia gran I really don't think lumberjack Joe is interested in you'

'Phooey'

Madonna videos paraphilias foosty experimentation the Supreme Court

gerontophilia by Natalie Blortman January 5, 2014

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gerontophilia

A sexual attraction to old people.
From Greek "geronto" meaning old and "philia" meaning attraction.

Catherine Zeta Jones' gerontophilia renders her an easy target for Michael Douglas.

gerontophilia by Alex Cojocaru September 10, 2007

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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