Gerontolit 

Books by, for, or about old people.

Gerontolit is going to be the Next Big Thing in publishing as the Baby Boom generation approaches senility. Cf. Kiddie Lit, Chick Lit, Women's Lit, Chicano Lit.

Gerontolit by lexomaniac October 22, 2011

gerontology 

The study of old people and how they become assholes, and get wrinkles and liver spots. Except of course for your grandparents who give you lots of money at christmas, unless they are assholes, or dead.

I want to get a degree in gerontology!

What the hell is that?

Its where I study old people.

Hey! Find out why gramps is an asshole all the time!

Old asshole wrinkle

gerontology by MudkipzHax0rx September 11, 2009

gerontality

Period of maturity in which person keeps fit and flirty attitude.

I'm fit as if I'm just entering puberty...not gerontality

gerontality by Abigeus Rustler April 30, 2024

gerontologee 

An old fuck cared for by a gerontologist

Biden is a gerontologee who , if reelected, will be the first President to need a nursing home in the Whitehouse.

gerontologee by euphemistmo July 12, 2024