Gerontolit

Books by, for, or about old people.

Gerontolit is going to be the Next Big Thing in publishing as the Baby Boom generation approaches senility. Cf. Kiddie Lit, Chick Lit, Women's Lit, Chicano Lit.

Gerontolit by lexomaniac October 22, 2011

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gerontology

The study of old people and how they become assholes, and get wrinkles and liver spots. Except of course for your grandparents who give you lots of money at christmas, unless they are assholes, or dead.

I want to get a degree in gerontology!

What the hell is that?

Its where I study old people.

Hey! Find out why gramps is an asshole all the time!

Old asshole wrinkle

gerontology by MudkipzHax0rx September 11, 2009

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gerontality

Period of maturity in which person keeps fit and flirty attitude.

I'm fit as if I'm just entering puberty...not gerontality

gerontality by Abigeus Rustler April 30, 2024

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gerontologee

An old fuck cared for by a gerontologist

Biden is a gerontologee who , if reelected, will be the first President to need a nursing home in the Whitehouse.

gerontologee by euphemistmo July 12, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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