A person utterly dedicated to the pursueal of leathered, weather beaten, frankly undesirable vaginas, often that of elderly women, such as Jay Wheeler. This can be due to lack of coitus, coitus interruptus, fellatio etc. A painful condition, this can ultimatley lead to falling victim to a crevas that one may have believed to think that falling into the abys was impossible.
Jon Kolemainhmnein - So you copulated with Jay Wheeler, huh?
Bouch - Yeah, I also do bullants. You might say i'm a gerontophiliac
Jon Koleameinieviemn - (in descript mumbling)
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.