Gerontophobia
After travelling to San Francisco in a Volkswagon Beetle from New York with his great grand-father Dale developed gerontophobia..
Gerontophobia by whoCares October 27, 2003
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gerontophilia
'Did you see that episode of The Golden Girls last night?'
'will you stop trying to bring the conversation round to gerontophilia gran I really don't think lumberjack Joe is interested in you'
'Phooey'
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'will you stop trying to bring the conversation round to gerontophilia gran I really don't think lumberjack Joe is interested in you'
'Phooey'
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gerontophilia by Natalie Blortman January 5, 2014
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gerontophilia
A sexual attraction to old people.
From Greek "geronto" meaning old and "philia" meaning attraction.
From Greek "geronto" meaning old and "philia" meaning attraction.
gerontophilia by Alex Cojocaru September 10, 2007
gerontophiliac
A person utterly dedicated to the pursueal of leathered, weather beaten, frankly undesirable vaginas, often that of elderly women, such as Jay Wheeler. This can be due to lack of coitus, coitus interruptus, fellatio etc. A painful condition, this can ultimatley lead to falling victim to a crevas that one may have believed to think that falling into the abys was impossible.
Jon Kolemainhmnein - So you copulated with Jay Wheeler, huh?
Bouch - Yeah, I also do bullants. You might say i'm a gerontophiliac
Jon Koleameinieviemn - (in descript mumbling)
Bouch - Yeah, I also do bullants. You might say i'm a gerontophiliac
Jon Koleameinieviemn - (in descript mumbling)
gerontophiliac by On All Fours August 21, 2011
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