Gerontophobia 

the morbid fear and dislike of old people

After travelling to San Francisco in a Volkswagon Beetle from New York with his great grand-father Dale developed gerontophobia..

Gerontophobia by whoCares October 27, 2003

gerontophilia 

a condition were you think very old people are hot.

'Did you see that episode of The Golden Girls last night?'

'will you stop trying to bring the conversation round to gerontophilia gran I really don't think lumberjack Joe is interested in you'

'Phooey'

Madonna videos paraphilias foosty experimentation the Supreme Court

gerontophilia by Natalie Blortman January 5, 2014

gerontophilia 

A sexual attraction to old people.
From Greek "geronto" meaning old and "philia" meaning attraction.

Catherine Zeta Jones' gerontophilia renders her an easy target for Michael Douglas.

gerontophilia by Alex Cojocaru September 10, 2007

gerontophiliac 

A person utterly dedicated to the pursueal of leathered, weather beaten, frankly undesirable vaginas, often that of elderly women, such as Jay Wheeler. This can be due to lack of coitus, coitus interruptus, fellatio etc. A painful condition, this can ultimatley lead to falling victim to a crevas that one may have believed to think that falling into the abys was impossible.

Jon Kolemainhmnein - So you copulated with Jay Wheeler, huh?
Bouch - Yeah, I also do bullants. You might say i'm a gerontophiliac
Jon Koleameinieviemn - (in descript mumbling)

gerontophiliac by On All Fours August 21, 2011