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A yaoi pairing in Hetalia fandom. Germany and North Italy.

It is heavily hinted (but not confirmed) that Germany is in fact North Italy's long-lost childhood love, Holy Roman Empire.

Also, Germany puts up with Italy, lets him sleep in Germany's bed with him NAKED, and lets him off the hook on a lot of stuff.

Yes, many fangirls (including myself) have a field day with just those few simple facts.
P1: Did you read that new GerIta fic?
P2: Yeah, it was awesome!

OR

P1: Did you hear about GerIta?
P2: It makes a lot of sense, with all the facts RIGHT THERE.
P1: Tch. Fangirls don't need facts. They can make a pairing out of anything.

P2: True, true.
GerIta by Ze Mole June 27, 2009
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A semi canonical pairing of the characters Ludwig Beilshmidt, who is the personification of Germany and also is a fine lookin’ baked potato, and Feliciano Vargas, who is the personified Northern Italy. Both characters are from the anime hetalia . It is one of the most popular pairings in the hetalia fan base, because as aforementioned, it is semi canonical. Ludwig frequently puts up with felicano’s antics, let’s feliciano sleep next to him NAKED, and they spend a good amount of time together.

In the comic Buon San Valentino, felicano kisses Ludwig and gives him red roses, which are a german declaration of love. In return, Ludwig asks felicano out on a date and proposes to him, only for our little Italian heart breaker to get confused. It it unknown what happened, as the storyline was left dangling.

On an unrelated note, it has been heavily hinted that Ludwig is actually the Holy Roman Empire, who was felicano’s first love.
P1: have you heard about that Gerita fanfic Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart?
P2: no...
P1: *le gasp*

Germinate the Salad 

When I told him to germinate the salad, he knew to bust a nut in my b-hole.

My girlfriend wasn't into tossing, so I suggested germinating her salad.
Germinate the Salad by Alimew November 26, 2022
Gerita is a canon ship in the anime named Hetalia. But get my facts straight, obviously the two people being shipped, Germany and Italy, are in a relationship behind closed doors. Without Gerita, the fangirls would have nothing to fangirl over, except maybe UsUk. Read about it, draw about it, goddammit you can even write a book about Germany fuckin G Italy for all I care. Just support this ship as much as possible.
Did you hear about Gerita being canon?
No...
Oh....okay.
Gerita by ameris_bank_dude June 6, 2018
Someone who is stinky and really irrelevant.
Hey! Do you know that guy named Teddy? He is a Germite and still thinks he's cool.
Germite by 231x July 25, 2018

Germinate or Exterminate 

The word is another variation of the phrase “Spanish or Vanish” said by Duolingo instead this is said by the Nazis who have invaded Poland.
“You hear that you Jewish! It’s time to Germinate or Exterminate!”