germanity 

The special type human behaviour that German people typically consider to be socially acceptable and responsible. However, in fact this is highly demanding, rude and entitled when compared with the social norms of the rest of human society on Earth.

The other flight passenger demanded that I straighten my chair, despite it neither affecting him nor bothering the passenger behind me, a clear example of his Germanity.

The manager unilaterally set unreasonable deadlines, and his Germanity led him to become angry when the employees expressed their discomfort.

germanity by dudi2020 August 13, 2020

Do a Germany!

When you leave your work unexpectedly early and to everyone’s surprise. This stems from perennial football, soccer champions Germany, who were surprisingly knocked out at the first stage of the world cup , finishing bottom of their group, following an embarrassing defeat by South Korea. When most people including themselves thought they were certain winners.

Dave: hey where you going, still got 2 hours of the shift left.
Marmaduke: Fuck it, I’m out of here, if the boss asks, tell him I’ve decided to do a Germany!

Do a Germany! by Bill Doordoor June 28, 2018

germantown splatter shot 

as you may already know, the basic definition of a 'splatter shot' is when one deficates violently all over someones posessions in their bathroom (walls, shower curtains, ect.) the improved version of the manuever would be the prized germantown splatter shot, which is a splatter shot being performed on the doorstep, window or porch of someones property or even their car.

after coming home from Check's and drinking falls city beers for nearly 12 hours i gave my arch enemy's front porch a sweet stinky germantown splatter shot filled with corn and delight, it seaped through the cracks in the concrete steps and im sure a cornstalk was born.

germantown splatter shot by ed,sarah,katy and joey September 28, 2008

No-No Germany 

A different way, and maybe less offensive way, to say, “Nazi Germany”.

Person: No-No Germany Back at it again.

No-No Germany by harperpilled May 4, 2021

Germany 

They have invaded Poland. Not cool.

Germany have invaded Poland in 1939

Germany by whitenigga69 May 10, 2019

Germany 

The country Hitler wasn't born in.

Guy 1: Hey, do you know where Hitler was born?

Guy 2: Not Germany.

Guy 1: k.

Germany by Wingman, 1st Degree June 11, 2006

Germany 

The country that responsible for 2 world wars

Hey dude did you know germany caused 2 worlds wars . Yea dude I ain't an idiot

Germany by Amovile September 13, 2022