Gerbed

When you grab a sizeable glob of cannabis concentrates that resembles a small gerbil and proceed to dome the dab. Resulting in a high that is on a new level.

Cade: "Yo, Do you want to go to my place and get gerbed"

Zach: "Of course, Who would I be to say no!"

by TheGiverOfGerbs August 22, 2023

gerbed

To spit, drool, or for anything to come out of your mouth.

Maggie: I just gerbed all over you.

Olivia: Eww
Sarah and Lauren: You what ?

by Lomssua March 21, 2010

gerbed

to be sleep or fall asleep

All shit that bitch bout to be gerbed

by gerbed March 14, 2022

Gerbed Up

Slang for when a man is cold and his scrotum is shrunken, making his balls look small, resembling “gerbil balls”.

Dang, that water is cold! I’m all gerbed up

by anonymous January 11, 2026

Gerber balls

When a man is whipped so bad that his woman keeps his balls in a baby food jar.

Kim has Mike's Gerber balls safely secured on the shelf.

by Mishicotdrunk August 6, 2011

Gerked

To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.

You got gerked!; Is he trying to gerk you again?

by #truth101 May 9, 2017

Gerber Fuck

When one dips their phallus into a jar of baby food (preferable Gerber's) and proceeds to perform intercourse on a pregnant woman.

Oh boy, oh boy...that fetus sure seems hungry. Henry, you best be giving Edna a good 'ol fashioned Gerber Fuck so that baby will quit kicking.

by willvery March 3, 2017