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gerfunkenrub 

A substitute word for any sexual reference. Refers to nothing specifically but sounds extremely dirty.

Ger-funk-in-rub
John got his gerfunkenrub juice all over my shoes.

I just went to see him gerfunkenrub his gherkin.
gerfunkenrub by JocelynAlyssa October 6, 2007

gerfunkenrub 

In the future, this word shall be often heard in Safeway stores. It's a polite word to mask a perverted act.
I can just tell by that woman's face that she hasn't been gerfunkenrubbed in a long time.
gerfunkenrub by QWERTUIOP March 2, 2008

Geedunkin' 

Term used in the Marine Corps for slacking off. Geedunk is a place to get snacks. Geedunkin' is what you're doing when you're getting snacks when you're supposed to be working.
John: Man, we're tired from washing planes all day, where were you?
Jeff: Ah man, I was geedunkin', big time!
Geedunkin' by Palmdogg November 25, 2009

gerfunkenrub 

A word meaning anything sexual, often used by teenyboppers and teenagers. One day, all will use gerfunkenrub.
Damn, I gerfunkenrubbed THAT last week.

I'm going to go gerfunkenrub in the privacy of my own home now.
gerfunkenrub by Aweso.. January 11, 2008
when someone gives you a blow job while you take a shit.
im going to the restroom, will u give me a grunken?
grunken by bizzou September 12, 2005

Gedunkedunk 

Roadkill - imagine the noise made when you drive over it
When was the last time you drove over a badger? Gedunkedunk...
Gedunkedunk by Gunniegugu July 19, 2009