Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
One of a kind Geomar has the biggest heart anyone can have. He’s honest he’s kind and loving. Geomar will do anything to make his woman happy and works very hard. Without motivation he can fall into bad gaming habits and become a couch potato. He’s romantic handsome and very charming to the ladies but loyal to the love of his life.
Get you a geomar if you want a real man.
Geomar by Wife life November 23, 2021
Related Words
hey look that’s geomar
geomar by shalabangbong November 27, 2020

dirty geomar 

The act of taking in 20 black cocks while licking your grandpas pussy
Oh look my brother pulled a dirty geomar oh no
dirty geomar by Thebigdickbee September 9, 2021

dirty geomar 

The act of taking in 20 big black cocks it in your butthole while licking your granpas pussy
Oh no my brother pulled a dirty geomar oh NO
dirty geomar by Thebigdickbee September 9, 2021
Noun. A person who is incapable of figuring out how to get from point A to B without instructions like "turn at the pretty blue house". A person who does not know which direction is North. A person who points in the wrong direction when they are talking about a place. Combination of "geography" and "retard". A person, who when you tell them something is on the "Southeast corner", they respond with "english please". A person who thinks you are a genius because you know highway directions because of their number.
David is such a geotard, he lives in Florida, but refers to everything in the rest of the US as "down there".

If I have to tell her how to get there one more time, I'm going to kick her in her geotard ass!
geotard by Joseph King September 4, 2008
1. global/world citizen
2. farmer
1. the identity of a geoman, transcends geography or political borders.
2. agriculture looks way more different than it was -say- 100 years ago.

geomen today, can monitor their irrigation systems over the internet.
geoman by kelamist July 23, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Load more