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Geoffing 

Verb ~ Standing uncomfortably close to people

Traditionally Geoffing occurs in doorways or next to a window however in recent years geoffing has become acceptable just about anywhere.
“I peaked outside and before I knew it I was being geoffed from every angle”

“I looked out the window at the amazing view and before I knew it Eric was bloody Geoffing me”
Geoffing by Mowen93 October 19, 2019
Related Words

Geoffinately 

More definate than definate.
A promise or oath to do something 100%, without doubt.
Only death or similar will prevent this from happening.
Not to be confused with definately.
"I will geoffinately be in the pub on Friday."
Translation: "I will be in the pub on Friday night without a doubt and the only thing that would stop me would dieing beforehand or if the pub exploded."

Geoffin' 

"Dude, I was so geoffin' it today." "Yeah, dude, you really got those coupons."
Geoffin' by PMGC April 8, 2010
dude he is so geoffin in my book.

i cant belive hes not geoffin!
geoffin by hitlerlover88 July 24, 2004

groffian 

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groffian by Gwann September 15, 2010

Geoffing 

Facebook and cyber stalking people to gain inside information to use against them.
Dude, I was totally geoffing on my ex-girlfriend last night. She is seeing a new guy now, and from her pictures she is getting around.
Geoffing by The Great Divide July 9, 2010