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Where my best-friend goes to College.
Where the girl are easy. See: 'geneseo girls'.
"Mike goes to school in Geneseo. He's gunna hook me up sum of them notoriously horny geneseo girls."
geneseo by Diego August 18, 2003
A bunch of whores and man hoe's, spend all their mommy and daddys money, and need to die. They all think they're perfect and the teachers are assholes.
Geneseo is for faggots
Geneseo by drugdealing god April 16, 2020
A shitty city who thinks they are really good at all sports but they actually suck dick.
Geneseo sucks at football.
Geneseo by Geneseo Kid 69 September 15, 2019
Geneseo is a rural town in Illinois tangent to the Quad Cities. The people here consist of 3 rich families that won't stop reproducing, petty students who have attended since elementary school, and those who don't fit in because they aren't a hick, jock, or all-around popular. There is a large population of thespians, cool and weird. Geneseo is NOT diverse. There are likely less than 10 people in the high school that aren't white. There's no escaping racism with all the egotistical white boys here. If you don't live in town, you're an outcast. Parties don't happen here, and if there are, you're really damn lucky to be invited. The school bathrooms smell like shit, piss, vapes, and carts. Rumors spread like wildfire in a town like this (don't be dumb). The sports programs have been going downhill since 2016. When was the last time Geneseo football beat someone other than Alleman or that one Chicago prep school that we pay to lose?????? No one gives an actual fuck about how you feel. The amount of kids abusing drugs with oblivious parents is insane. There are designated smoke spots around town. If there ain't burnout evidence on the backroads, you've exited Geneseo. Geneseo is not a welcoming town unless you exit the interstate for fast food or a gas station.
Jasper: "What the fuck is Geneseo?"

Anna: yeehaw
Geneseo by soccer5 May 16, 2023

Geneseo IL 

Geneseo is a small town of about 6,000 people. Most outsiders believe that it is just a rich stuck up town, but in reality, it is full of drugs. Football is huge and if you don't like it, consider yourself an outsider. Geneseo is also very diverse. There are VERY rich people and then there are people who live in the trailer park. Back to the drugs, most parents are completely oblivious to the use in the town, when 90% of the student body at the high school has used or abused some sort of drug. I guess you should never judge a book by it's cover.
We are GREEN MACHINE! -Geneseo IL
Geneseo IL by perfect? naaah August 1, 2012

Geneseo Snow Plow 

A sexual position; a variation of the " Geneseo Farm Plow". Since snow covers the ground October to May, the Geneseo Snow Plow has become a commonly practiced position. It involves wrapping the woman's legs around man's waist , placing a metal knight's helmet on the woman's head, then burring it into deep snow and "plowing" around while having sex. Sometimes the woman is run into objects such as mail boxes, cars and street signs.
Farmer: "Whelp, it's gettin' cold 'round here, guess it's all Geneseo Snow Plows for the next 8 months."

Farmer's Wife: " I'll get the helmet"