Geneseo IL

Geneseo is a small town of about 6,000 people. Most outsiders believe that it is just a rich stuck up town, but in reality, it is full of drugs. Football is huge and if you don't like it, consider yourself an outsider. Geneseo is also very diverse. There are VERY rich people and then there are people who live in the trailer park. Back to the drugs, most parents are completely oblivious to the use in the town, when 90% of the student body at the high school has used or abused some sort of drug. I guess you should never judge a book by it's cover.

We are GREEN MACHINE! -Geneseo IL

by perfect? naaah August 1, 2012

Geneseo,IL

A small town where if you don’t play sports, do drugs, or have money you don’t mean shit. The cops are just about as stupid as the town. They can not tell if dope is bud. The sports people think there all the shit when there stupid. 90% of the student body has used or abused drugs. Your one of two things if you live in this town a “druggie” or “rich thinking you hit a good town” as not very many people see the drug problem. There’s lots of fights and preppy bitches.

Person A- dude I just moved to Geneseo,IL

Person B- your gonna regret that
Person A- naw everyone’s cool
Person B- because there all on drugs

by The_truth420 November 11, 2021

Geneseo, Illinois

Geneseo, Illinois is a shit, rancid white town full to the brim of religious nut jobs, tyrannical retard cops, and a druggie underworld. Ironically; the druggies hold, albeit inconsistently, the highest level of awareness regarding social issues. There are more churches than gas stations, the schools are indoctrinating with low curriculum and neurotic egotists as administrators/instructors - and there are about four black people. The wealthy, self-entitled cock busters that roam the streets are the states' pride due to their ability to throw a ball and praise Jesus, passively dismissing the intellectual downplay as a result.

The pigs can't tell their dope from their bud, the white girls all vie for attention like cock-deprived wildebeests, and any attempt at reasonable discourse will be construed as a school shooting threat.

Guy 1: So, what's the most unpleasant environment you've traveled through?
Guy 2: Geneseo, Illinois. By god, if I'd stayed for more than two minutes, I swear I'd be pounced by Bible thumpers or the pow-leec. Fuck the pow-leec.

by Little Green February 29, 2016

Geneseo, Illinois

A quiet little town full of old retired people. There are two Casey's gas stations for whatever the fuck reason and a lot of fancy dinner places that are only open for dinner and no other time. Creepy truck drivers always pull off the interstate and park their creepy asses in the local Walmart parking lot late at night. For some reason though any and all natural phenomenons avoid this town and it seems as even zombie apocalypses would miss it.

Geneseo, Illinois is the quietest loveliest place in the world and nothing can beat it.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018