A small rural town about a half an hour outside of rochester, ny. it is a college town, home to Geneseo State, and not much else goes on in Geneseo. See bumfucknowhere
I live in Geneseo, and I am bored off my ass.
by Sara May 5, 2005
A shitty city who thinks they are really good at all sports but they actually suck dick.
Geneseo sucks at football.
by Geneseo Kid 69 September 15, 2019
A bunch of whores and man hoe's, spend all their mommy and daddys money, and need to die. They all think they're perfect and the teachers are assholes.
Geneseo is for faggots
by drugdealing god April 16, 2020
Where my best-friend goes to College.
Where the girl are easy. See: 'geneseo girls'.
"Mike goes to school in Geneseo. He's gunna hook me up sum of them notoriously horny geneseo girls."
by Diego August 18, 2003
Geneseo is a small town of about 6,000 people. Most outsiders believe that it is just a rich stuck up town, but in reality, it is full of drugs. Football is huge and if you don't like it, consider yourself an outsider. Geneseo is also very diverse. There are VERY rich people and then there are people who live in the trailer park. Back to the drugs, most parents are completely oblivious to the use in the town, when 90% of the student body at the high school has used or abused some sort of drug. I guess you should never judge a book by it's cover.
We are GREEN MACHINE! -Geneseo IL
by perfect? naaah August 1, 2012
SUNY Geneseo is a small college in western New York. Geneseo is not the same as what it once was. All the college bars either shut down or were burned down. Now that the nightlife is gone, so are the students. The acceptance rate has plummeted because they cut so many majors. Even the bear in the center of Main Street is gone. Since it's in the middle of no where the only thing to do was drink, and since there are no more bars, don't go here.
"Man remember how hard we threw down in Suny Geneseo last weekend? I don't."
by SUNY Student June 14, 2017
Geneseo is a public college in New York. It was founded in 1871 and has an undergrad population of 5,481. Geneseo considers itself to be a public honors college and the best SUNY

Class of 2013 Academic Profile:
950 Freshmen
60% were in the 10% of their high school classes
mean high school average- 94
the average SAT score was a 1340 (combined math and critical reading sections)
Annual tuition is just $4,970 for in-state students and $12,870 for out-of-state students
Geneseo is one of only 268 colleges and universities to have a chapter of Phi Beta Kappa, the oldest and most prestigious honor society.
It's regularly ranked by Kiplinger as one of the best values in public colleges
SUNY Geneseo is a really great school; the professors are easy to talk to and very helpful, and the campus is gorgeous. It has a small school environment and it's hard not to love it.
by briell January 7, 2010