A small rural town about a half an hour outside of rochester, ny. it is a college town, home to Geneseo State, and not much else goes on in Geneseo. See bumfucknowhere
I live in Geneseo, and I am bored off my ass.
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A bunch of whores and man hoe's, spend all their mommy and daddys money, and need to die. They all think they're perfect and the teachers are assholes.
Geneseo is for faggots
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A shitty city who thinks they are really good at all sports but they actually suck dick.
Geneseo sucks at football.
by Geneseo Kid 69 September 15, 2019
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Where my best-friend goes to College.
Where the girl are easy. See: 'geneseo girls'.
"Mike goes to school in Geneseo. He's gunna hook me up sum of them notoriously horny geneseo girls."
by Diego August 18, 2003
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Geneseo is a small town of about 6,000 people. Most outsiders believe that it is just a rich stuck up town, but in reality, it is full of drugs. Football is huge and if you don't like it, consider yourself an outsider. Geneseo is also very diverse. There are VERY rich people and then there are people who live in the trailer park. Back to the drugs, most parents are completely oblivious to the use in the town, when 90% of the student body at the high school has used or abused some sort of drug. I guess you should never judge a book by it's cover.
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Ranked as the 2nd best public college in the north, this institution is the home of honor roll students who taste alcohol once and then it's on. Closed parties are enforced due to the local law that attempts to crack down on underage drinking but fails. If you are not on a sports team, club, or a part of greek life then you will drink alone. Mens Rugby is the largest club with an average of 60 members. Sororities include AOPI, ADE, SMAC, Sigma Kappa, and CLIO which is the worst. If you attend Geneseo you will get a great education but will develop a slight alcoholism problem. The most popular Fraternities include Kappa Sigma (gay), MAC, Crows, and notorious date rapers DK. You will be held in high esteem if you graduate but be prepared to drink or smoke your way through professors that went to Harvard, Brown, Columbia, Penn State, NorthWestern, and Johns Hopkins. Great school, great hockey, and an a nationally ranked rugby team.
"Oh I see you attended SUNY Geneseo?"
"Yeah, I'm actually qualified for this position, let me crack a beer."
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Geneseo is a public college in New York. It was founded in 1871 and has an undergrad population of 5,481. Geneseo considers itself to be a public honors college and the best SUNY

Class of 2013 Academic Profile:
950 Freshmen
60% were in the 10% of their high school classes
mean high school average- 94
the average SAT score was a 1340 (combined math and critical reading sections)
Annual tuition is just $4,970 for in-state students and $12,870 for out-of-state students
Geneseo is one of only 268 colleges and universities to have a chapter of Phi Beta Kappa, the oldest and most prestigious honor society.
It's regularly ranked by Kiplinger as one of the best values in public colleges
SUNY Geneseo is a really great school; the professors are easy to talk to and very helpful, and the campus is gorgeous. It has a small school environment and it's hard not to love it.
by briell January 07, 2010
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