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benderitis 

1. When you catch a case of the bends (being a bender*,hockey type).
3. You can't skate, shoot, or pass; you virtually are playing at the worse possible level.
2. It is very hard to get rid of it and the only file on record is from one, Bryan Lowe. And he states that the only way to get rid of the bends is to jerk off a lot and don't play hockey for two weeks.
-You don't want to catch benderitis, a few players of the Midwest tornados had it and never got rid of it.
-Benderitis will get you benched and if you catch it long enough possibly kicked off the team.
- I have caught benderitis and I couldn't shoot or skate, very bad situation but thankfully I only had it for one game.
benderitis by Alex Digirolamo December 12, 2007

genericise 

We need to open up this script and genericise it.
genericise by theShark July 1, 2004

Gingeritis

Having sexual intercourse with a Ginger and waking up with a rash that resembles a spray tan gone bad.
I had sex with Casey and now my legs are turning a strange orange color. What the fuck? Did I contract gingeritis???
Gingeritis by Ermiliana September 28, 2011

Gongeritis 

Another way to use the word Gong or gonger. Pertains to someone having the symptoms of a gong or gong syndrome.

Can be positive or negative, depending on your tone.

If someone is a gong, then they have gongeritis. An event or action is not "gongeritis."
Kyle has a serious case of gongeritis.

Just can't shake that gongeritis eh?
Gongeritis by Getalinewet October 1, 2009

Gingeritis

She has a bad case of gingeritis
Gingeritis by Dancersinthedark June 25, 2017

Tenderitis

Lack of temperment in handling rough or hot objects.
"Youch! Will you grab that pan for me? I have tenderitis."
Tenderitis by Animonger June 3, 2020