A friend, with whom you are having casual, yet emotional sex. Differing from a Fuck buddy in that there is emotion involved in the pairing, usually a combination of jealousy loneliness.
Uninformed Man: Well, I don't have a girlfriend, but I know a girl who'd be really pissed off if she heard me say that.
A gender neutral term for a boyfriend, girlfriend, or an enbyfriend. It’s more commonly used for non-binary/genderqueer people, but it can be used for binary people, or to refer to partners of different gender identities.
It can also be used if your partner is genderfluid, demiboy, demigirl, bigender, pangender, omnigender, etc, and you don’t know what to call them at present.
“Are you two genderfriends?” The man asked the pair, as they were holding hands.
(Here this would be referring to two people of different genders.)
“Can you hand this to my genderfriend, Alex? They’re over there, in the green shirt.”
(Here this would be referring to an individual, who is likely non-binary or genderqueer.)
“I honestly think you have terrible taste in significant others. I’ve never liked ANY of your genderfriends.”
(Here this would be referring to someone’s multiple past partners of different genders that the speaker is expressing their dislike for.)
A gender-free way to address a boyfriend or girlfriend so as not to offend people who are gay, although it is somewhat tongue-in-cheek. Partner, Other Half, My Steady and Bedmate are all better alternatives for gay-friendly ways to signify a steady relationship. The term genderfriend is also useful if you see a couple, one of whose gender is ambiguous.
I am taking my genderfriend to the movies tonight; I hope I can get to third base after sitting through a gender-flick.
Did you see that girl and her, ummmm, genderfriend? Was that an ugly chick or a girly guy?
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.