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geelings
Feelings of the vaginal kind. Stems from gee, which is Irish slang for Vagina in certain parts of the country, such as the counties of Laois/Offaly and also in urban centres of cultural taste, such as North Dublin.
Girl 1: My ex dicked me around...but I still have geelings for him, ya know?
Girl 2: I know...you never shut up about you ridin' him. It's called sex with the ex, you sluh.
Girl: I have SUCH a weird geeling!
Boy: Are you on the blob or wha'?
Girl 2: I know...you never shut up about you ridin' him. It's called sex with the ex, you sluh.
Girl: I have SUCH a weird geeling!
Boy: Are you on the blob or wha'?
geelings by Miaowmiaow May 15, 2012
geeling
when a man and a woman have a wonderful night of glorious fucking, the man fucks her so hard, that her cum gets super thick like a jell substance. this may cause the penis to get stuck in the vaginal canal because the vagina is trying to eat the living soul out of this poor dudes dick, thus will teach him a lesson to make sure to pull that 6 inch meat or 2 inch meat (if asian) out before cuming. smiley face.
*woman and man fucking* <man> GURL MY DICK IS STUCK. <woman> BECAUSE ITS GEELING. <man> FINE FINE. ILL PUT MY DICK OUT, GEEZ BITCH.
geeling by fuckfuckcum June 15, 2013
GEMling
GEMling by #1 GEMling August 5, 2010
gemling
She proclaimed herself as priceless, a gemling
gemling
she proclaimed herself as priceless, a gemling
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