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gelmet

(noun)The helmet-like hairdo caused by the use of an excessive amount of (typically men's) hair gel.
Check out Tom's gelmet - he's definitely not getting any play tonight!
by conor dowling August 16, 2006
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Gelmet

A Phenomenon that occurs when an excess of hair product coagulates to form a protective covering for one's head.
Were you just in a pool, or is that a gelmet?
by thecougar83 April 7, 2011
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Herman Gelmet

Derived from the term "German Helmet" referring to the shape of ones bell end
" aw damn, my herman gelmet is covered in spangle"
by Geoff Bennett October 23, 2005
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bong geometry

The placement and direction of a bong and lighter within a smoking circle to indicate the next person’s turn
Chris: Hey, Meredith. Is it your to smoke? Bong geometry says so.

Meredith: How so?

Chris: The lighter is in front of you and the bong is facing you as well.

Meredith: Thanks, Chris! I can always count on you.
by Thundercat Thorn April 29, 2019
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Geometry Dash

A very good game created by Ye Boy Robbie Top
by Selfish Shellfish April 9, 2017
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Geometry

Doing the devil's work
Dad " Hiya son! Whatcha Doing?"

Son " I'm doing Geometry! "

Dad " Why you little shit... this is a christian family! That's it! Your getting crucified!
by Mr. Peyote March 20, 2011
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Geometry

Torture.Geometry is nothing but a bunch of hard crap that has to with lines like "postulates" and theorems and shit like that.Its really a bunch of hard crap that frustrates the living hell out of yo and when they give you a test your mind goes blank and your like "What the f*ck is this crap?!?!" and to make it worse your put in with a teacher who doesn't know shit.
Carlos: "Geometry sucks balls.Its so hard and the so called "teacher" can't teach for shit"

Freddy: "Yea I know right they should fire that bitch"
by latino14 November 6, 2011
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