gelmet
(noun)The helmet-like hairdo caused by the use of an excessive amount of (typically men's) hair gel.
gelmet by conor dowling August 16, 2006
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Gelmet
A Phenomenon that occurs when an excess of hair product coagulates to form a protective covering for one's head.
Gelmet by thecougar83 April 7, 2011
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Herman Gelmet
Herman Gelmet by Geoff Bennett October 23, 2005
bong geometry
The placement and direction of a bong and lighter within a smoking circle to indicate the next person’s turn
Chris: Hey, Meredith. Is it your to smoke? Bong geometry says so.
Meredith: How so?
Chris: The lighter is in front of you and the bong is facing you as well.
Meredith: Thanks, Chris! I can always count on you.
Meredith: How so?
Chris: The lighter is in front of you and the bong is facing you as well.
Meredith: Thanks, Chris! I can always count on you.
bong geometry by Thundercat Thorn April 29, 2019
Geometry Dash
Geometry Dash by Selfish Shellfish April 9, 2017
Geometry
Dad " Hiya son! Whatcha Doing?"
Son " I'm doing Geometry! "
Dad " Why you little shit... this is a christian family! That's it! Your getting crucified!
Son " I'm doing Geometry! "
Dad " Why you little shit... this is a christian family! That's it! Your getting crucified!
Geometry by Mr. Peyote March 20, 2011
Geometry
Torture.Geometry is nothing but a bunch of hard crap that has to with lines like "postulates" and theorems and shit like that.Its really a bunch of hard crap that frustrates the living hell out of yo and when they give you a test your mind goes blank and your like "What the f*ck is this crap?!?!" and to make it worse your put in with a teacher who doesn't know shit.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.