Geometric

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Similar to shapely, but with less negative connotation. This is to be used in situations where one might call a someone shapely, but the person being described is thin. Generally, this is used in reference to girls wearing spandex pants.

Damn man, did you see that girl?

Nah, why?

She's lookin' geometric!

Geometric by AuContraire September 3, 2009

Words you can keep

Geometric

Equivalent of being “square”. Straight edge. A person who doesn’t partake in extracurricular “activities”. Someone who doesn’t drink, do drugs, or do anything considerably “wild”.

Travis doesn’t party at all; he’s geometric.

Geometric by Marilyn Monrouge January 25, 2022

Geometric Snatch

The diamond building in Chicago that looks like a vagina... Also the name of a band that does not play music...yet, and consists of a bunch of stoners who just like take make crazy status updates on their facebook page.

Ok, if you are going south down the mag mile, you have to walk past the geometric snatch and then you should reach millennium park! "Hey did you see Geometric snatch in concert? All they did was stand there and scream obscenities at us... It was fuckin awesome!"

Geometric Snatch by ryano09135 June 3, 2010

Geometric Poop

Get your shit straight

Yo Kev, I heard Ty fucked you up on saturday.

Hells no cuz. I did that nigga up...Geometric Poop.

Geometric Poop by izzybabiie February 24, 2009

Geometric Fuckton

An extremely large amount of something (usually sexual) that needs its own unit of measure.

Harold:" How many black guys have you banged Marcia?"
Marcia: " A Geometric Fuckton."

Geometric Fuckton by DatBoiR3MY June 12, 2017

Geometric Burger

Geometric Burger is a restaurant found in lard country. The menu includes The geometric burger, trapezoidal fries, beef cubes, semi circle salad, and for parties, the lardy party cake!

Let's go to Geometric Burger tonight!

Geometric Burger by Bibbleshnoop May 24, 2018

Geometric Joint

A joint rolled with detailed and synergistic reliance on fractal geometry and LaGrange multipliers. Also known as "fractal joint."

One end of the joint is (theoretically) infinitely large and the other end (theoretically) achieves nothingness through complex geometrical scaling equations that are too long for me to go into right now.
Volume of marijuana vis a vis length should probably not exceed 7 m/s^2, but whatever, you know, play it by ear. Must have at least one corner.

Hells ya yo i just talked to miles he's planning a fuckin geometric joint its gonna be legit as balls

Geometric Joint by TaquitoIsATerribleName May 9, 2011

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026