Geometric 

Similar to shapely, but with less negative connotation. This is to be used in situations where one might call a someone shapely, but the person being described is thin. Generally, this is used in reference to girls wearing spandex pants.

Damn man, did you see that girl?

Nah, why?

She's lookin' geometric!

Geometric by AuContraire September 3, 2009

Geometric 

Equivalent of being “square”. Straight edge. A person who doesn’t partake in extracurricular “activities”. Someone who doesn’t drink, do drugs, or do anything considerably “wild”.

Travis doesn’t party at all; he’s geometric.

Geometric by Marilyn Monrouge January 25, 2022

Geometric Snatch 

The diamond building in Chicago that looks like a vagina... Also the name of a band that does not play music...yet, and consists of a bunch of stoners who just like take make crazy status updates on their facebook page.

Ok, if you are going south down the mag mile, you have to walk past the geometric snatch and then you should reach millennium park! "Hey did you see Geometric snatch in concert? All they did was stand there and scream obscenities at us... It was fuckin awesome!"

Geometric Snatch by ryano09135 June 3, 2010

Geometric Poop

Get your shit straight

Yo Kev, I heard Ty fucked you up on saturday.

Hells no cuz. I did that nigga up...Geometric Poop.

Geometric Poop by izzybabiie February 24, 2009

Geometric Fuckton 

An extremely large amount of something (usually sexual) that needs its own unit of measure.

Harold:" How many black guys have you banged Marcia?"
Marcia: " A Geometric Fuckton."

Geometric Fuckton by DatBoiR3MY June 12, 2017

Geometric Burger 

Geometric Burger is a restaurant found in lard country. The menu includes The geometric burger, trapezoidal fries, beef cubes, semi circle salad, and for parties, the lardy party cake!

Let's go to Geometric Burger tonight!

Geometric Burger by Bibbleshnoop May 24, 2018

Geometric Joint 

A joint rolled with detailed and synergistic reliance on fractal geometry and LaGrange multipliers. Also known as "fractal joint."

One end of the joint is (theoretically) infinitely large and the other end (theoretically) achieves nothingness through complex geometrical scaling equations that are too long for me to go into right now.
Volume of marijuana vis a vis length should probably not exceed 7 m/s^2, but whatever, you know, play it by ear. Must have at least one corner.

Hells ya yo i just talked to miles he's planning a fuckin geometric joint its gonna be legit as balls

Geometric Joint by TaquitoIsATerribleName May 9, 2011