3 definitions by conor dowling

The male equivalent of tampon, used in administering to the menses of the mangina.
"You still crying about that, Ted? Maybe it's time to change your manpon".
by conor dowling November 27, 2005
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That sector of cyberspace which is home to the slack jawed troglodytes, knuckle draggers, and hopelessly reactionary among the world's netizens.
This forum has been infiltrated by the moronosphere.
by conor dowling March 8, 2007
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(noun)The helmet-like hairdo caused by the use of an excessive amount of (typically men's) hair gel.
Check out Tom's gelmet - he's definitely not getting any play tonight!
by conor dowling August 16, 2006
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