Geldart
A lil' fagget who likes to stick it in dogs asses meanwhile jacking of his dad, getting a rimjob from his mom
Every day
oliver geldart
oliver geldart by Oliverrrfr March 13, 2018
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geldard
A term meaning someone who has got so tanked up and is so pissed off that theyre aint noone gonna beat his ass!!! The dude you avoid on a Friday night
geldard by GrungeyJesus November 24, 2006
Gildarts
Gildarts Clive, more popularly known as Gildarts in the anime Fairy Tail , is a mage from the fairy tail guild and was also the guilds 5th Master (even though he swiftly passed the torch). He is a user of Crash magic and is also the father of Cana Alberona.
Geldard
The smallest unit of measurement known to mankind. A Geldard is usually reserved for a reference to completely inadequate and undersized male genitals. The average clitoris is usually several Geldards in size.
Geldard by Chris's Frog October 12, 2019
Sam Geldard
Bigger Dick than Jacks, or anyone’s actually. Sexual Prowess of a Bengal Tiger and impeccably handsome (even his nan says so).
One of those ‘beautiful mind’ / ‘rain man’ / ‘Albert Einstein’ kind of brains, his knowledge is all encompassing and due to this he is always right.
Olive skinned and dark haired like a Greek god, girls melt in his presence.
One of those ‘beautiful mind’ / ‘rain man’ / ‘Albert Einstein’ kind of brains, his knowledge is all encompassing and due to this he is always right.
Olive skinned and dark haired like a Greek god, girls melt in his presence.
Sam Geldard by 123 yes 234 November 22, 2021
mr geldard
mr geldard by Mr geldard November 22, 2021
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