Definitions by Tasha
ambient gaiety
An aura surrounding a self-purported straight male that alerts your spidey sense that his ass is really gay.
I don't care how many times Henry says he's straight, everyone knows he's lying! He's dragging ambient gaiety around like Pig Pen's cloud of funk.
ambient gaiety by Tasha October 9, 2005
seatus quo
The exactly positioned configuration of your car seat, steering wheel, radio, and climate control buttons that is to your liking. Based on "status quo", which is the existing state of affairs.
That's the last time I let Henry drive my car! He's too short and keeps messing with the seatus quo. I hate having to re-adjust everything!
seatus quo by Tasha July 27, 2005