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Genetified 

The wierd and unnatural shit that scientists do with living organisms in order to create new kinds of living organisms that could make them and the corporations that they work for more money.
'Dude... this tomato tastes like lightning bug guts!'

'Yeah... they genetified it with lightning bug DNA so that it would glow in the dark so they could have migrant workers pick them at night!'
Genetified by Viewminder September 13, 2012
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greekified 

making a man feel as though his penis is as small as one in a traditional greek statue
Tom greekified Jim and his 2 inch penis.
greekified by Conor March 31, 2003

guestified 

You nickname account has been change to the guest user account because you failed to indentify yourself within a set time, due to the requirement of a valid email address on IRC's new nickserv user account server.
"My account has been guestified"
guestified by P£MBY December 4, 2003
this computer been geekyfied?
GEEKYFIED by A. Brian October 13, 2014

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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