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Genetified 

The wierd and unnatural shit that scientists do with living organisms in order to create new kinds of living organisms that could make them and the corporations that they work for more money.
'Dude... this tomato tastes like lightning bug guts!'

'Yeah... they genetified it with lightning bug DNA so that it would glow in the dark so they could have migrant workers pick them at night!'
Genetified by Viewminder September 13, 2012
Related Words

greekified 

making a man feel as though his penis is as small as one in a traditional greek statue
Tom greekified Jim and his 2 inch penis.
greekified by Conor March 31, 2003

guestified 

You nickname account has been change to the guest user account because you failed to indentify yourself within a set time, due to the requirement of a valid email address on IRC's new nickserv user account server.
"My account has been guestified"
guestified by P£MBY December 4, 2003
this computer been geekyfied?
GEEKYFIED by A. Brian October 13, 2014