29 definitions by Conor

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The ultimate nerd
Ian McCue.
by Conor June 09, 2004
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Totse is a website, that will tell you a lot about life. www.totse.com is the full address. It's a lot of fun and you're likely to learn a helluva lot. Enjoy it.
www.totse.com is one of the greatest websites on earth. that guy who wrote about the hydrocarbon cannon and stuff... listen to the guy.
by Conor June 05, 2004
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Basically this phrase means "I wouldn't want to be in your shoes". Or "your life sucks". It is often used sarcastically, but just as often not.
After Robert was shot in the ass with a nine, everyone said to him "it sucks to be you"
by Conor June 15, 2004
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a phrase that can be used interchangeably with "holy crap" or "holy Lord." usually exclamatory.

originally coined, to my knowledge, by this dude I know named Zac.
Dude #1: Look! That one dog is raping that other dog like in prison!
Dude #2: Holy moses!
by conor March 03, 2005
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A common way of rating things. One either places his thumb up to indicate something is good, or okay, or places their thumb down to indicate the thing sucks.

www.urbandictionary.com converted to this system over the star rating system, I think it stinks.
the thumbs up thumbs down system sucks.
by Conor June 02, 2004
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Yer ma is an insult often used by "mokes", "steeks", "spides" and "millies".

Basically it means your mother, often return firing an insult, or saying I had (slept) with your mother.

Return fire with something like "You did mate.. I would seriously consider visiting a doctor about that, coulda caught something" "What would you rate her? 8 out of 10? She's good isn't she?" "My "You dug her up from the ground you sick bastard?!" "She's dead" (I hate this one..) "She's had a lot of people you know."
"AHhh You're crap!"
"Ay yer ma!

(Listen to my audio definition.. it's of how a steek would pronounce it)
by Conor July 02, 2004
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When a line of guys stand in a row and jam their rod in a woman one after another in immediate succession
The ten guys lined up and ram rodded her.
by Conor March 31, 2003
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