Conor's definitions

Shunta

A male that does not masterbate regulary. Occasionaly this word refers to someone of a miniture penis.

That kid is such a shunta!

by Conor June 1, 2004

sucks to be you

Basically this phrase means "I wouldn't want to be in your shoes". Or "your life sucks". It is often used sarcastically, but just as often not.

After Robert was shot in the ass with a nine, everyone said to him "it sucks to be you"

by Conor June 15, 2004

Swaal

Belfast (Northern Ireland) word for drink, only in regards to alcoholic.. normally to pub only.

I'm goin for a swaal with a few mates.

by Conor April 13, 2004

emo blows

A bunch of tool bag bands like fallout boy, and simple plan, and other no name bands that are mostly made of emo kids, they usually like complaining about their in-ability to get girldfriends and their obvious problem of being a bitch. They also encourage guys to cross dress and wear sweaters and girls pants. These bands have the worst singers and sound like 10 year old girls, singing along to britney spears or they were castrated and had a stick up their ass whilst singing. it is the only logical answer to their high pitched voices.
Most of the people who like emo are the same people who were "preps" when that was "cool" only 6 years ago. Now that being a prep has gone out of style they deny it and act like it never happen.
even though they are convinced they are rebeling, they are just conforming to the countries newest fad, of being a complaining tampon.

emo kid: OH MY GOD, did you hear? fall out boy is coming out with a new CD!! oh my god i cant wait to sit at home and cry because my girlfriend dumped me for being a bitch! gosh i cant wit to get a gutiar and think that im good and play in a band that not even other emo kids like!! not only that but its gonna be great getting tickets to their next concert in my town by giving the ticket master a blow job because im a big fat faggot! it gonna be such a great time!

me: shut up emo blows your bitch!

by conor April 4, 2006

nerdlinger

The ultimate nerd

Ian McCue.

by Conor June 9, 2004

alacrity

a werd 2 describe how 2 use ur skill in a game. alacrity teaches u how to cast da best stromz, how to own da most wit da humans, and how to peemp da socal ladiez. i tink its a noun but im not really sure :)

o ya well im gna use my alacrity and beat u.

FUK THE NEW PATCH IS OUT NOW I SHALL PWN ALL THOSE WHO STEP TO MY ALACRITY!!!

HnR)Alacrity

by Conor July 3, 2003

holy moses

a phrase that can be used interchangeably with "holy crap" or "holy Lord." usually exclamatory.

originally coined, to my knowledge, by this dude I know named Zac.

Dude #1: Look! That one dog is raping that other dog like in prison!
Dude #2: Holy moses!

by conor March 3, 2005