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alacrity

a werd 2 describe how 2 use ur skill in a game. alacrity teaches u how to cast da best stromz, how to own da most wit da humans, and how to peemp da socal ladiez. i tink its a noun but im not really sure :)
o ya well im gna use my alacrity and beat u.

FUK THE NEW PATCH IS OUT NOW I SHALL PWN ALL THOSE WHO STEP TO MY ALACRITY!!!

HnR)Alacrity
by Conor July 3, 2003
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holy moses

a phrase that can be used interchangeably with "holy crap" or "holy Lord." usually exclamatory.

originally coined, to my knowledge, by this dude I know named Zac.
Dude #1: Look! That one dog is raping that other dog like in prison!
Dude #2: Holy moses!
by conor March 3, 2005
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thumbs up thumbs down

A common way of rating things. One either places his thumb up to indicate something is good, or okay, or places their thumb down to indicate the thing sucks.

www.urbandictionary.com converted to this system over the star rating system, I think it stinks.
by Conor June 2, 2004
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six by six

Usually used with the measurement unit of feet this describes the area or more precisely the length by the width.

It can often be used when you are multiplying six by six. In this case the answer is thirty six.
Ever hate it the way people always say their dick is six by six? More like 0.06 by 0.06.
by Conor June 15, 2004
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Sketchy

I could tell he was sketchy even before he brought the AK 47 to class
by Conor March 31, 2003
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emo blows

A bunch of tool bag bands like fallout boy, and simple plan, and other no name bands that are mostly made of emo kids, they usually like complaining about their in-ability to get girldfriends and their obvious problem of being a bitch. They also encourage guys to cross dress and wear sweaters and girls pants. These bands have the worst singers and sound like 10 year old girls, singing along to britney spears or they were castrated and had a stick up their ass whilst singing. it is the only logical answer to their high pitched voices.
Most of the people who like emo are the same people who were "preps" when that was "cool" only 6 years ago. Now that being a prep has gone out of style they deny it and act like it never happen.
even though they are convinced they are rebeling, they are just conforming to the countries newest fad, of being a complaining tampon.
emo kid: OH MY GOD, did you hear? fall out boy is coming out with a new CD!! oh my god i cant wait to sit at home and cry because my girlfriend dumped me for being a bitch! gosh i cant wit to get a gutiar and think that im good and play in a band that not even other emo kids like!! not only that but its gonna be great getting tickets to their next concert in my town by giving the ticket master a blow job because im a big fat faggot! it gonna be such a great time!

me: shut up emo blows your bitch!
by conor April 4, 2006
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M-16

The M-16 is a standard assault rifle used by American military. It was well known for it's use during the vietnam war by American soldiers. Whilst bullets fired at a high velocity and it is considered an accurate gun, many feel the AK47 is a much more useful gun.

Whilst the AK47 was durable and rarely jammed, the M-16 suffered from needing to be cleaned often and maintained. It was perhaps too complex and it's power was a little lacking. At close range, in the forests of Cambodia and Vietnam the Kalashnikov was much more useful. For the AK47 was able to shoot holes in trees and it's automatic whilst inaccurate could tear down trees. The M-16 barely made dents. Also when it came to hand to hand, try wopping someone over the head with an M-16, then try doing it with an AK47, see the difference? AK47 works, M-16 doesn't.
An M-16 wielding GI was shot with an AK47 by a Vietcong
by Conor May 1, 2004
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