totse

Totse is a website, that will tell you a lot about life. www.totse.com is the full address. It's a lot of fun and you're likely to learn a helluva lot. Enjoy it.

www.totse.com is one of the greatest websites on earth. that guy who wrote about the hydrocarbon cannon and stuff... listen to the guy.

by Conor June 05, 2004

yipster

a word used to describe a penis. a slang term, made up by a black kid in suburban philadelphia named chris.

you need to chill with that ig' stuff yo, and just yimmy the yipster

by conor March 31, 2005

Toe Fuck

To stroke a mans Genitals (or how ever the hell you'd spell it) with you toes, until he gets an eriction.

I was at Toys R Us when she gave me a toe fuck!!

by Conor June 19, 2006

greekified

making a man feel as though his penis is as small as one in a traditional greek statue

Tom greekified Jim and his 2 inch penis.

by Conor March 31, 2003

Damn the Torpedoes

A stupid saying used by has-been chess players in an attempt to be cool.

Those who use this saying often have older sisters that are gang-banged by their friends.

Corbin: Damn the torpedoes!
Me: Give it up! You suck at chess and you always will!

by Conor February 16, 2005

anno

Literally, "Aye, I know"

Belfast slang that can be said with different tone or inflection to infer meaning.

"That's fucking expensive"
"Anno!"

by Conor June 24, 2008

thumbs up thumbs down

A common way of rating things. One either places his thumb up to indicate something is good, or okay, or places their thumb down to indicate the thing sucks.

www.urbandictionary.com converted to this system over the star rating system, I think it stinks.

the thumbs up thumbs down system sucks.

by Conor June 02, 2004