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Gatosexual

Gatosexual describes someone who experiences normal sexual attraction and desire (i.e. is allosexual), but whose sexual interest does not translate into pursuit or action unless certain conditions are met. These conditions typically include attraction, basic respect, and a sense that interest is mutual. Random hookups, transactional sex, or emotional guesswork feel wrong or emotionally costly, so desire remains internal unless the “gate” is opened. During periods where the gate remains closed, sexual desire is often expressed through fantasy or imagination, which serves as a safe, low-cost outlet rather than a substitute for real intimacy.
“I’m gatosexual — I want sex, I have fantasies, but I don’t chase unless it’s clearly mutual.”
by De_mux February 4, 2026
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gyrosexual

someone who gets horny for green things
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Gyrosexual

A person with a strong sexual attraction to people, things, or animals of the colour green
Matthew you can't shove a green marker up your asshole! YOU STUPID GYROSEXUAL
by Hungryfogreendaddys January 19, 2017
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Gyrosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to the colour green.
Gyrosexual Jason: *moan* oh ya. I wanna fuck this cucumber all night long. *slurp*
Fucking Billy: Holy shit guys. That girl with the green hair is so hot. (the green haired girl looks like this: bitly2kcAAO2)
by GyrosexualDegenerate January 21, 2017
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Gyrosexual

A gyrosexual is a person who is sexually aroused by the colour green and
MATTHEW!! Stop trying to have hardcore anal with cacti they aren't interested... (sigh) you dumb gyrosexual.
by Greenfeelsgoodinmyass January 22, 2017
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Gyrosexual

People (mostly named Matthew) who are easily sexually aroused by anything of the colour green
MATTHEW!!! It's not okay to shove whole avocados up your dick hole... you stupid gyrosexual
by Greenfeelsgoodinmyass January 27, 2017
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gyrosexual

When someone has a strong sexual attraction to green things, people, animals, etc...
me: matthew why did you give shrek a blowjob

Matthew: because im a gyrosexual
by ilikegreendick February 21, 2017
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