Gaytriarchy 

Socio-politial wing of the LGBT community, characterized by affluent, white, cis-normative, gay men who view all other "LGBT" groups as inferior and a political liability. Characterized by their disdain for trans* people, lesbians, and LGBT people of color, and persistant belief that marriage equality is the only legal issue facing the LGBT community, while unemployment discrimination and disease go ignored.

The Gaytriarchy loves drag queens, but is severly phobic of trans women.

Gaytriarchy by 3rickZann August 9, 2013

gaytriarchy 

When homosexual attitudes become greatly accept by society, that they influence the behaviour of heterosexual people. The prevalence of metrosexuality can be attributed to the gaytriarchy, where straight males have become self-conscious about their appearance and go through beauty rituals every morning in order to preserve their youthful aurora.

The gaytriarchy has gotten to Jamie, it took him 45 minutes to moisturise and pluck his eyebrows.

gaytriarchy by JizzySpunkbubbles January 17, 2014

Gaytriarchy 

The idea that our society is being taken over by man-lovers, poisoning our children through the water system, implementing their fucked-up agenda, and destroying our traditional American values.

dood 1: holy shit
dood 2: what
dood 1: presidential has 12 letters
dood 2: so what
dood 1: 12 is 4 x 3, homo has 4 letters, presidential shit is triple gay
dood 2: woah
dood 1: boi we living in a gaytriarchy

Gaytriarchy by Jackdafish May 8, 2018

gaytriarch 

A bossy gay man who exercises autocratic authority over his group of friends, most often in social and cultural situations. The group of friends can be straight, gay or a mixture of the two. Said group tends to be very afraid of contradicting the gaytriarch for fear of repercussions that generally include loads and loads of drama.

Craig: "Why do we always have to go along with Adrian's plans?"

Michelle (exhales cigarette smoke): "Because Adrian's our gaytriarch, that's why."

Nicole (whispers): "Shhhh! Here he comes!"

gaytriarch by cfbaines December 3, 2009

gaytriarch 

A ubiquitous homosexual well known in a gay community; that guy or girl that every gay person seems to know. Not necessarily a leader, but a popular or prominent member or figurehead of a GLBTQ social group.

Longinus: "Hey Pepper, you know Rod Hardthick, don't you?"

Pepper: "Of course. Every gay person on this campus has at least heard of Rod. He's a total gaytriarch."

Celebrity examples include: Neil Patrick Harris, Elton John and Ellen

gaytriarch by khaodic May 12, 2011

Goatriarchy

When goats eventually take over the world and form their own bleating monarchy. With chance of us become slaves to goats. Complete role reversal between us and goats.

I for one welcome are new goat leaders and their values of Goatriarchy. Maybe they will keep the NHS.

Goatriarchy by Lethal Kizzle June 5, 2015

gaytriarch 

A parent or grandparent, who used to be straight, or at least straight enough to have procreated (or adopted).

"I dropped mom off at the Out Bar. It's gaytriarch night."

gaytriarch by Gaytriarch in Chief August 16, 2016