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Goatriarchy

When goats eventually take over the world and form their own bleating monarchy. With chance of us become slaves to goats. Complete role reversal between us and goats.
I for one welcome are new goat leaders and their values of Goatriarchy. Maybe they will keep the NHS.
Goatriarchy by Lethal Kizzle June 5, 2015
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Gaytriarchy 

Socio-politial wing of the LGBT community, characterized by affluent, white, cis-normative, gay men who view all other "LGBT" groups as inferior and a political liability. Characterized by their disdain for trans* people, lesbians, and LGBT people of color, and persistant belief that marriage equality is the only legal issue facing the LGBT community, while unemployment discrimination and disease go ignored.
The Gaytriarchy loves drag queens, but is severly phobic of trans women.
Gaytriarchy by 3rickZann August 9, 2013
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gaytriarchy 

When homosexual attitudes become greatly accept by society, that they influence the behaviour of heterosexual people. The prevalence of metrosexuality can be attributed to the gaytriarchy, where straight males have become self-conscious about their appearance and go through beauty rituals every morning in order to preserve their youthful aurora.
The gaytriarchy has gotten to Jamie, it took him 45 minutes to moisturise and pluck his eyebrows.
gaytriarchy by JizzySpunkbubbles January 17, 2014

Gaytriarchy 

The idea that our society is being taken over by man-lovers, poisoning our children through the water system, implementing their fucked-up agenda, and destroying our traditional American values.
dood 1: holy shit
dood 2: what
dood 1: presidential has 12 letters
dood 2: so what
dood 1: 12 is 4 x 3, homo has 4 letters, presidential shit is triple gay
dood 2: woah
dood 1: boi we living in a gaytriarchy
Gaytriarchy by Jackdafish May 8, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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