gaytained 

Something above and beyond maintained. Refering to a friend of mine selling his car. He had all of the records, sales reciept, everything was original. He and his partner had the car for 24 years. They never ate in the car. The car was better than perfect.

This house is beautiful, it's been gaytained.

gaytained by veedubchick June 28, 2009

gaytarded 

The state of being so gay that one becomes retarded or vice versa.

That male stripper over there is so gaytarded!

gaytarded by Big Black Joe November 16, 2015

Gaytoned 

A word used when someone has followed through, or accidentally shit themselves around a group of people.

- Hey dude...pull my finger!
- *pulls*
- Uh Oh *wide eyes*
- DUDE! YOU JUST GAYTONED!

Gaytoned by gaytonedmyself April 3, 2011

gaytarded 

This word can also be used when not even a modicum of political correctness is desired in one's speech. It is an expletive to be held in the bottom of one's bag of tricks and used particularly in emergencies. The professional may garnish with the "F word."

Jill: I hope someday all people will be treated equally and will treat others equally, even those of different races, religions, creeds, colors, shapes and sizes.

Jack: That is the most f*cking gaytarded thing I have ever heard.

gaytarded by T Man August 22, 2005

gaytarded 

A combination of slang terms gay and retarded. Although similar in spelling and sound to said slangs, gaytarded pertains to a ridiculous situation where and when no other single word can emphasize the degree of how gay and retarded the scene really is. Not related to homosexuality or mental illness.

Note: Gaytarded should only be used in the most extreme level of social depravity.

Doug: Come see my band man, we're totally cool!
Andy: Yeah? What's it sound like?
Doug: Well we sound like Tool, but instead of drums I've elected to beatbox!
Andy: Doug- you and everything in your world is fucking gaytarded.
Doug: Yeah we're called "Aesthetic."
Andy: I will end you, gaytard.

gaytarded by Andrew May 23, 2003

Gaytarded 

When a person can't decide if they are just gay (not as in homosexual as in they do something stupid) or retarded...so then the person is both making them gaytarded

Tyler: Mike are you gay or are you retarded
Mike:uhmmm...(5 seconds of silence)
Tyler:Mike you are gaytarded!

Gaytarded by RealTalkKswag October 15, 2011

gaytarted 

To be gay and retarted, simultaneously.

Paul told Katie she was gaytarted, and she savagely ripped off his testicles.

gaytarted by julie December 25, 2003