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GayLesbian 

1. Something to call your friend when you are unsure of their sexuality.

2. A secret group for you and your friends containing all the answers to the world.

3. A synonym for "White Trash".
Guy1: Hey see that thing over there, i'm not sure whether its a guy or a girl as i see both genital objects.

Guy2: You're right!! He must be a GayLesbian.

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Person1: Hey I have something to tell you, but its a secret.

Person2: Then why don't you tell me in the secret group.

Person1: Wait... What??

Person2: You know, the GayLesbian group!!

Person1: Oh! Gotcha.

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Girl1: I heard that the NASCAR event was disrupted by a bunch of rednecks; what GayLesbians they are!!

Girl2: As I examine your statement, the need to empty my body of excrement en fills me.

Girl1: Mhm.
GayLesbian by ShMelMer August 24, 2012

gaylesball

Gaylesball-Noun
:geh-lez-ball

1. A gay/lesbian/bisexual alliance

2. Dance mainly intended for homosexuals.

3. Word used to describe a "failtard" with homosexual reproductive organs.
1. Rachel: Hey Kurt, do you want to join a gaylesball?

Kurt: *walks away*

2. Kurt: Soo~ Finn, now that Quin is out of the way why not come to the gaylesball with me?

Finn: *walks away*

3. Puck: Hah! I knew it you have a crush on Kurt, you gaylesball.

Finn: *walks away*
gaylesball by Celia Lin December 3, 2009
The Hebrides appear to remarkably gayless, owing to the small and widespread population
Gayless by Whale_nerd January 30, 2019
Salesian Bitches who wear fake drip. Also get passed around faster than the corona virus, But sadly think that they're the biggest Pimps.
Gaylesian be having the most Blunts as well as STD's . Yum :P
Gaylesian by your mom, Malo March 2, 2020
Salesian Bitches who wear the most fakes shit. Also known as Soto Pick-ups who get passed around faster than the corona virus but sadly think they're the biggest pimps.
girl #1: hey lets go to the gaylesian game

girl #2 : LMAO, YES LETS SEE HOW MANY I CAN PICKUP AND PASS TO THE TEAM
gaylesian by your mom, Malo March 2, 2020

N'eye the Homo Gayless Wrestler 

A man who wrestles. He mostly pretends to be gay (even though he's not). He has small junk.
"Omg.... He's such a N'eye the Homo Gayless Wrestler"
"Seriously... he was totally getting into that wrestling match."
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